i'm a spawn of satan. i enjoy short walks on the beach and moonlit nights next to the air conditioner. i like fingers. i have many girlfriends. i snore (some find it very stimulating) and i pass wind every 3 minutes. i'd like to think i'm a trained assasin, but it's hard to resist the temptation of shoving my tounge down random peoples throats. i think i'm a bit misunderstood.
What is your name? Frankenstein
What is your owner's name? Jason
Do you have any nicknames? Beanz, Monster, Frank N Beanz
Which breed are you? Boston Terrier
What is your birthday? May 14, 2003
Do you live with other animals? Um Jason
How much do you weigh? 30 pounds
Are you neutered? Fuck No
What is your favorite treat? Whatever is in mouth's reach.
What are you most afraid of? Firewords
Do you like baths? When i stink yeah.
How much did you cost? a lot... i come from a family of champions.
Where do you sleep? in my bed, or wherever there is a blanket.
What is your favorite toy? my Operation Tug Toy
Do you like to watch TV? yeah i like David Lynch films, and Lars Von Trier films
Do you do any tricks? yeah i'm super duper smart
Are you a social dog? yes
Are you friendly? too friendly
Do you like car rides? yuppers
Do you get into stuff? sometimes when i'm bored
Do you chase laser pointers? no...that's for lame untrained boring species.
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