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Alan

FUBAR

About Me

Easy going, personable, non judgemental, friendly, fun, spontaneous, inspired, loyal, charismatic, nurturing, caring, compassionate, intelligent, and witty are all characteristics that I admire in other people. I find it difficult to describe myself in words, because I don't like to talk about myself, I'd rather hear from you, what you think about me than hear myself ramble on. What I can say is that I like laugh! I like to make you laugh!!! I like to have a good time at whatever I'm doing and when friends are with me, I like to make sure that they do too.

My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, Drinking, Kick'n it with friends, Dancing, Singing, Stay'n home & watching videos, Computer, Playing golf & basketball, Snowboarding, Working out, Running, Swimming, Spending my lottery winnings

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is easy going, a nice person with an I.Q. higher that that of a potato. I don't make judgements about people until I get to know them, therefore I dislike those who judge based on appearances only. That means if you're pretentious, snobby, elitist, or think that you're above others based on your looks, your money (or how much you pretend to have), your car or where you live (even though it's your parent's house).......then I'm gonna beat you with my ugly stick.....rob you of your money.....donate your car to goodwill and send your ass to Arkansas (no offense to the indigenous people of Arkansas), and then where will that leave you.?.?.?.? I'll answer it for you......you'll be an ugly, broke ass foo walking down some dirt road in Arkansas wondering to yourself " so underneath it all, I really am a prick....." But hey, be happy because at least I still left you your shoes. Hehe ;9Ever wonder what Ibiza is like???..........wonder no more ;) Check out this documentary about the beautiful isle of Ibiza "aka" the birthplace of Electronica and party capitol of the world.....it's an honest look at the scene there along with interviews and clips of Armin Van Buuren, John "00" Fleming, Fergie, Tiesto, Mauro Picotto, Paul Van Dyke, etc. It's no wonder that these and so many other of the world's top DJ's make it a point to be at Ibiza, every summer. The soundtrack kicks ass & check out the clubs section to see "the worlds largest club." It's a big file as the video is quite long, so those of you without DSL should not try playing this.

Music:

Everything except polka music

Movies:

The Godfather (parts 1&2) NOT Godfather part 3......should never have been made., Scarface, The Deer Hunter, Apocolypse Now, Top Gun, Swordfish, Heat, Goodfellas, Pretty Woman, Swingers, The Lover, Jerry Maguire, Matrix, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction"I Love You" by Position

Television:

Check out these video clips of Tiesto and you see why he's rated the worlds no. 1 DJTiestoFerry Corsten

Books:

All kinds except romance......It's just makes me too horny.

Heroes:

Jesus, my parents