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Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins

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psyche... ..There isn't much to tell...really. I'm amazingly boring and transparent. I do find that I have a proficiency for over-analyzing simple situations and topics that is unriveled by even the most talented of cynics. I'm far too contemplative for any legitimate reason and too pessimistic for any measure of merit. My "Real Life" friends would agree...cursor...mybackground... I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

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sign...Sexualzodiac... Libra

You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Comments by SeeingOutLoud.com ... I LIKE A MAN THAT CAN... "HANDLE HIMSELF"...(WINK WINK)men... ..THESE MEN ARE ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I'M SO HAPPY THAT I'M GAY....LOOK AT 'EM! I CHALLENGE YOU TO NOT POP A HARD-ON...IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.boy5...
Comments by SeeingOutLoud.com A MAN IN UNIFORM IS GREAT!!! BUT A MAN OUT OF HIS UNIFORM IS EVEN BETTER!!!! I ALMOST CAN'T STAND HOW HOT THIS PIC IS...BUT I'LL DO MY BEST. YES, I'M ALL FOR GUN-CONTROL...ME TRYING TO CONTROL HIS "GUN".boxer...
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Comments by SeeingOutLoud.comcrushes..... ..david...t.r...bill, andy, jason...alistair...andersoncooper...jim...julian...tombrady. ..chrisevan...andysamberg..brendan...ryanreynolds...davidbec kham...simonrex...

Music:

I HAVE LITTLE TO NO TOLERANCE FOR MUSIC I DEEM AS ANNOYING OR UNORIGINAL. THIS INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT EXPRESSLY LIMITED TO, GIRLS THAT ARE WHITE BUT THINK THAT THEY SING LIKE NELL CARTER OR BILLIE HOLIDAY...CATERWAULING A LITANY OF DISSADENT NOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS US WITH THEIR "INCREDIBLE" RANGE. (I.E. JESSICA SIMPSON, MARIAH, CHRISTINA, AND THE LIKE) I ALSO DESPISE SINGERS AND/OR GROUPS THAT PUT OUT 1 HIT SONG AND THEN TOUR. C'MON! BANDS THAT THINK THAT THEY'RE "PUNK ROCK" AND SOUND MORE LIKE WHINY BABIES WITH CREATED ANGST, LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE, AVRIL LEVIGNE, ASHLEY SIMPSON, ETC. MOST OF THESE CHILDREN WERE BORN IN THE '80S, WELL AFTER PUNK'S CONCEPTION, AND HAVE NO REAL REVERANCE FOR IT'S IDEALS. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER TWEEN WITH A HAND-DRAWN ANARCHY SYMBOL EMBLAZONED ACROSS THEIR HIGH-TOPS WHILE SINGING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY MISS THEIR EX OR ARE IN LOVE WITH A SKATER-BOY, I SWEAR I'LL SPIT NAILS. AND OTHER EQUALLY SHITTY BANDS. BANDS OF THIS CALIBER ALL SEEM TO SOUND THE SAME TO ME. IN MY OPINION, IF YOU CAN'T READ OR WRITE SHEET MUSIC EITHER, YOU ARE JUST A SINGER. ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU CAN, THEN YOU'RE AN ARTIST. ANYTHING THAT IS UNORIGINAL, SOUNDS MANUFACTURED, REQUIRES THE BAND MEMBERS TO PURCHASE THEIR "PUNK" ACCESSORIES AT CLAIRE'S, OR HAS UNINSPIRED LYRICS ARE BORING AND LACK MY ATTENTION... IF YOU WATCH AND LISTEN TO EVEN A FEW OF THESE VIDS, I'LL THINK THAT YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING DOPE...NOT THAT MY APPROVAL OF YOU REALLY MEANS ANYTHING OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE. I'VE GIVEN YOU A SHIT-LOAD TO SELECT FROM SO, PLEASE, INDULGE MY EGO FOR A MOMENT AND GIVE A LISTEN. THIS IS WHAT MUSIC SHOULD DO- INSPIRE AND EVOKE..THANKSBjork..."Hyper Ballad"
Get this video and more at MySpace.comBjork..."Paegan Poetry" LOOK CLOSELY, THE NEAGTIVE IMAGE IS SEX.
Get this video and more at MySpace.comTori Amos..."Sort of Fairytale"
Get this video and more at MySpace.comAimee Mann..."Wise Up" from "Magnolia". Fucking genius!!!
Get this video and more at MySpace.comAlanis..."Thank You"
Get this video and more at MySpace.comMadonna..."Bedtime Story" Stolen from Bjork
Get this video and more at MySpace.comThe Indigo Girls..."Least Complicated"
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Movies:

My interest in movies is equally as discerning and exlusionary as my taste in music...I'm really impressed with well-acted roles, production design, and cinemaphotography.So the following list is some of my favorites. They range from absurd comedies to poignant dramas and are in no particular order:*Dancer in the Dark, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, *The House of Yes, *Shaun of the Dead, *The Opposite of Sex, *Quills, *The Talented Mr. Ripley, *The Silence of the Lambs, *Hannibal, *Red Dragon, *Magnolia, *Boogie Nights, *Steel Magnolias, *Fargo, *J.F.K., *Drop Dead Gorgeous, *Death Becomes Her, *The Ice Storm, *American Beauty, *Panic Room, *Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, *Cube, *Session 9, *Seven, *From Hell, *PeeWee's Big Adventure, *9 to 5, *Lovely and Amazing, *The Color Purple, *Jaws, *Close Encounters of the Third Kind, *The Royal Tenenbaums, *Noises Off, *The Exorcist, *Waiting for Guffman, *A mighty Wind, *Best in Show, *Hedwig and the Angry Inch, *Buffalo 66, *Young Frankenstein, *Jesus Christ Superstar, *Amadeus, *Vacation, *28 Days Later, *Gosford Park, *Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, *Clue, *Open Water, *The Life of David Gale, *The Truman Show, *Fatal Attraction, *The Birds, *Signs AND ABOUT A THOUSAND MORE. EACH OF THESE MOVIES I WATCH OVER AND OVER. SO MUCH SO, THAT I PRACTICALLY KNOW EVERY LINE VERBATIM. SAD? A LITTLE. THIS LIST WILL PROBABLY CONTINUE TO GROW AS I REMEMBER OTHERS OR SEE NEW ONES...yes...dancer...gorgeous...death...

Television:

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "STRANGERS WITH CANDY", YOU'RE DUMB.IF YOU HAVE SEEN IT BUT DIDN'T LIKE IT, YOU'RE AN IDIOT."I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR PINKY ALL STINKY" jeri...campusladies...snl...abfab...f&s...svu...er...I also really enjoy "Soap"...c'mon, how progressive was that show? Ny favorite story-line was when Jody Dallas dated the professional football player. Remember? It was my first exposure to a lockerroom scene. Later in my adulthood, lockerroom scenes in pornos would prove to be my absolute favorite. Which poses the whole concept of "Nature or Nurture" if you ask me.

Books:

MY LIST OF BOOKS READ IS JUST AS BIPOLAR AS I AM. I HAVE A QUEER FASCINATION WITH THE "AMITYVILLE HORROR" STORY AND HAVE READ ABOUT SIX BOOKS ABOUT IT. BUT AS MUCH AS MY TASTE IN BOOKS RANGES FROM THE MACABRE TO THE SUBLIME, I'VE ONLY READ ABOUT 40 BOOKS FOR LEISURE. A SAD FACT. DEAN KOONTZ IS AN EASY AND FUN READ AND OSCAR WILDE IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATING. NONETHELESS, I AM CURRENTLY READING BOTH AUTHORS.

Heroes:

FEMALE COMEDIANS ARE MY HEROES: CAROL BURNETT, MADELINE KAHN, CLORIS LEACHMAN, TINE FEY, AMY PEOHLER, MO GAFFNEY, AMY SEDARIS, ARE AMONG THE MANY I ADORE

My Blog

I've been MIA for half a year...

I've been MIA for a while, I know, I know, tragic, right? Not really. But to all my 'real life' friends, sorry. Things are marginally fine. I've just been so swamped.
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

My brain hurts...literally.

So I'm sitting at my desk, enjoying my leisure and an autumnal breeze murmuring through an open window. To the left of the computer keyboard is a mug of freshly-brewed Italian roast coffee, black, and...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

People living in Bath Houses shouldn't throw stonesĀ©...

And I mean exactly what the title implies...gay men are arguably the most insensitive and intolerant of anyone less than model-handsome. Of course there is the rare exception of those few blind gay du...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

Celebrity Adoption and Sea Monkeys...

Yet another trend I'm having difficulty reconciling is this popularity of celebrities adopting children from lesser-developed countries...it seems to be en vogue (pun absolutely intended) to pluc...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

Will I grow-up to be a pedophile?

Firstly, I'm must preface this entry by stating that I understand the poignancy of the title. I AM NOT a pedophile so Dateline, take a few steps back. I'm compelled to write this to satisfy a curiosit...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

12 Steps are far too many to climb...

  Preface: I am not or have ever been remanded to any 12 Step programs by court-order or otherwise. However, I probably should be. The neccessity to purge oneself of vice(s) is a nobel and a...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:36:00 PST

Caution: SENSITIVE topic...

  Part One: That morning... It's strange how I remember waking-up that morning...I was unreasonably content for the first time in months. I also remember how great I thought it was that...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

English as a second language...

It's been said that the English language is one of the most difficult languages to learn because of the inflection needed to truly communicate. I've been compiling examples of what I find difficult to...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:21:00 PST

Should a Life List make you feel so lifeless?

I'm confounded by this recent revolution of compiling "life lists" in order to amend or redefine one's life. I suppose the intentions behind these lists are relevant, seemingly only to its author, but...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:19:00 PST

I HAVE IRRATIONAL FEARS

I find that the older I get, the more irrational my fears become...and "irrational" is not an exaggeration. Not even "hyperbole"...really. And its a difficult revelation to reconcile. Especially, sinc...
Posted by Homoerectus/ Robert Perkins on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST