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the fartist formerly known as chopper

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About Me

i am barry
i mostly spend my time playing music, watching dvd's drinking and having the sexy
i live in blackpool, it is ok, i have a 10 year old daughter called beth, i laugh at people less fortunate than me, i had a massive fringe but now my hair is short,i am in love with a woman who bullies me constantly and calls me gay, i have 2 friends both imaginary, i was in the bands Ramonastone and Neocoma, I am still in the band Das Hasselhoffs and an untitled band with 2 of Ramonastone. i am sexy

im also a wizard in photoshop and at doing design. i made these

i'll shut up now

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My Interests

boo-bays, making music (not even music really just noises will do sometimes), eating chicken sandwiches, being mean to paul kayley, muttering insults under my breath, drinking guiness and vodka, playstation 2.............. i think thats it really, what a sad sad sad man i am.

I'd like to meet:

HASSELHOFF WITH TITS

Music:



rolling stones
idlewild
johnny cash
limousine
million dead
reuben
hell is for heroes
rico
depeche mode
amusement parks on fire
drive-by argument
the kidcrash
robots in disguise
terrorvision
vhs or beta
clash
birthday party
eighties matchbox b-line disaster
nick cave
sons and daughters
loads more, i cant be arsed really.

Movies:

lord of the rings trilogy
star wars 4,5,3 and 6
akira
withnail and i
ghost in the shell
castle in the sky
goonies
spirited away
battle royale
labyrinth
fear and loathing in las vegas
shaun of the dead
castle of cagliostro
howls moving castle
nightmare before christmas
night of the living dead
dawn of the dead
day of the dead
ring 1 and 2 (jap)
the eye
oldboy
ichi the killer
happines of the katakuris
ghostbusters
lost in translation

Television:


the mighty boosh
nathan barley
spaced
green wing
eastenders
family guy
black books
24
lost
futurama
the it crowd
peep show
the young ones
bottom

Books:

lord of the rings trilogy
terry pratchetts discworld books
fear and loathing in las vegas by hunter s.thompson
harry potter books
neromancer by william gibson
survivor by chuck phalllananahaiuk
the bad seed by william march
emperor series by conn igulden
lost souls by poppy z brite
pompeii by robert harris
porno by irvine welsh
melancholy death of oyster boy by tim burton
1984 by george orwell
hitchhikers guide books
neverwhere by neil gaiman
bad seed: nick cave biography

Heroes:


mick potts and milky joe

My Blog

even more crazy antics

i need a piss yeah right but i'm not going for a piss. instead i'm sat doing the design for both the bowie night poster AND the ramonastone cd cover WITH illustrator AND photoshop running at the same ...
Posted by the fartist formerly known as chopper on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

how crazy am i

i'm running illustrator cs AND photoshop 7 at the same time on a 6 year old pc. living on the edge!
Posted by the fartist formerly known as chopper on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST