Baron Von Hasselhoff

baronvonhasselhoff

About Me

i live in a newspaper with 7 other people. i enjoy sushi bars, open air sex and feeding ducks. my best freind is called " albert" and only i can see him. i play drums made of wood and own two cats.i once met ray reardon when i was five and i cant whistle.my pet peeves are Irish jockies, films about old people, and belgium

My Interests

brass rubbing and sexual discrimination

I'd like to meet:

groucho marx

Music:

yes

Movies:

only one, but i played an enigmatic hotel owner who decided to dedicate his life to helping people play the clarinet

Television:

sometimes

Books:

my dancing camels - 'sheik' arkwrite better nipple care - ruth brookes 111 things to do with a bucket- mahattma davies tango for beginers - steven hawkins

Heroes:

ben hasselhoff and his partner gus