Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries

About Me

Mainly disappointed.

My Interests

I like to watch violent films and also enjoy violent video games, which means I'll probably murder someone because I am 'weird'. Unlike, of course, all those people in the army who clearly signed up for the jolly banter and not to blow people's faces off with huge, expensive guns.

I'd like to meet:

Cthulhu

Music:

Alice in Chains, Jerry Cantrell, Mad Season, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Filter, Army of Anyone, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Guns n Roses, the Levellers (sorry), Slayer, Metallica, Johnny Cash, Nadelstreifen, Nirvana, Pantera, The Sword, Black Label Society, Ugly Kid Joe, Frank Turner, Nine Inch Nails, White Zombie, the Vandals, Simon and Garfunkel, Machine Head....

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, X-Men, X-Men 2, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, The Hulk, Brotherhood of the Wolf, an American Werewolf in London, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Day of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Unforgiven, Grosse Pointe Blank, Dirty Harry, Indiana Joneses, Serentiy, Ginger Snaps, Dog Soldiers, Evil Dead 2, Star Warses, Blade, Blade 2, Alien, Aliens, Singles, Amost Famous, The Big Lebowski, Chopper, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, True Romance, King of New York, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Casino, Back to the Futureses, Night Watch, Slither, Very Bad Things, a fuckload more

Television:

Firefly, Buffy, Angel, 24, Family Guy, the Day Today, Brasseye, the IT Crowd, Father Ted, Peep Show, QI, Black Books

Books:

I Am Legend, Anno Dracula, Preacher, Hellblazer, the Dark Knight Returns, Whedon's X-Men, Squee, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, It, Salem's Lot, Wolf in Shadow, Legend, Cabal

My Blog

You like mah pome?

edit 10/11/07 Just had this overwhelming fear that the poem I had originally put on here might get nicked. Paranoid, you may think, but I've had my work plagiarised before so I decided to take i...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:33:00 PST

Published writer!

I reviewed the Chris Cornell gig, which I would appreciate you reading here: http://fuzznut.net/article/chris-cornell-rock-city-nottingha mTell me what you reckon. And I don't think it's terribly...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:59:00 PST

Been a while, have a load of old balls from me!

God I was almost an habitual blogger, I seem to have left it over a month. I see this as a GOOD THING. Been thinking about Summer songs on the way home today, because it's fucking hot and I was ...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST

How the fuck is it £30.00 to see Chris Cornell?

It was the same to see Audioslave and there were four of them! Guess who can piss off (clue: Chris Cornell can). Really though, isn't that extortion? The man's a legend and all but for fuc...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST

Quitting Smoking (again): Day 1

Not really affecting me yet, but I think that's because I've smoked such copious amounts over the last three or four days I'm actually worried than an unscrupulous council might try and steal my ...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

Marvel comics fans - I need your help please!

I've got this figure in a box of x-men figures and I've no fucking clue what it is. I've spent 3 hours googling, asking fucking jeeves and what have you to no avail. Who is he??? Toy Biz 2005. Anybody...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:49:00 PST

A few facts about me you may not know

Polar bears are not white; rather, their fur is transparent but reflects the snow found in their natural habitat. Similarly, my beard is transparent but appears red thanks to my ruddy, alcoholic...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:54:00 PST

I decided to rate someone's musical tastes

So I picked someone from my friends, copied their 'bands' list thing and thought I'd give my two pence worth. TV on the Radio - shitePendulum - shiteRay LaMontagne -shiteDeath Cab for Cutie - good cov...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

I did a really good blog last night

Which I obviously failed to save cos I was pissed. Ah well. I'm off to Glasgow on a hen night now everyone, take care and I will see you all soon x PS - if you're stuck for summat to do on...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:24:00 PST

That's it. Final push. OVER THE TOP.

There have been a great many bulletins over the last few weeks about the Rusty Cage. Sometimes a few in the same day, for which we are sorry, but given that people incessantly bulletin nothing a...
Posted by Blackpool Gaz and the Beachwarmer Cherries on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:18:00 PST