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Shen

I don't want to fall in line, thinking about it...

About Me

For a truly comprehensive history, one must commence at the origin. To do otherwise would be tantamount to eating page after page of the Blackpool Citizen' newspaper - just not giving you what you need at all. A waste of everybody's time and potentially, to the hardcore Shenite, a harsh blow to the eagerly expectant-for-ace-info guts. So it begins on very special night in August 1982. We can't reveal the exact date and time as that would raise a few too many eyebrows for our liking and probably get us in a whole world of excro. But on one of these warm summer nights, a certain couple got their thing doing, got what us westerners call f@*&+ (fucky), and set about a chain of events that have permanently changed the musical landscape of Poulton/Bispham for what must surely be ever. The thing is, what is medically supposed to happen, didn't. For some unknown reason things went macarbe. Instead of the usual, (sperm are programmed to flagellate their wee tails off til one of them manages to score) the sperm decided to do things a little differently. They somehow organised a collective inteligence and pulled off a master stroke. You see, contained within the bust existed a very strange sperm indeed. A sperm visually and profoundly genetically distinct from all the others. A sperm with...lord no...no, its true....a tiny cow-fringe! This sperm was detected by the others as being a novelty and more importantly, a ticket to a bloody good laugh in their short life. Like some horrific inverted ranch, the millions-strong normal sperm cowboys rounded this bizarre specimen up and ushered it in a very ominous direction. Naturally, the unfortunate thing had a poor grasp of spatial awareness. Endlessly straying off and requiring frequent correction. The Normals were disciplined and harsh masters though and before long they had got the thing to The Goal. The Goal was however completely aware of what was transpiring. Not that that had any consequence of course - what can an egg do, really?! All that it could do is watch in horror as 'Lesbian' (roughly translating as 'Mashed-up Cow Strangeness') was brought forward by a set of butch (all normal sperm are skin-heads) looking Normals and presented to the Goal with sickening relish. The Goal was left without any doubt as to the harsh reality of what was to become of the situation and what would become of the subsequent fusion. If an egg could piss itssen with fear, this one would have wet itself a disgusting amount. And so it occured.What followed next was the gestation of one of the most hideous foetuses man or beast could ever conceive. The fringe developed first, then the likeness to M.Wahlberg, then the building abilities. Then 'the communication' commenced.The communication comprised of a mystical call to 3 yet to be busted-out Normals. Those Normals knew their destiny and thus had an advantage over the others, smashing through the surprisingly brittle wall of their designated Goal with ease, settling in and creating beautiful, fully human babies. First up was Riss (Jwoe). Then it were time for Pikail. Finally came Rida. The shit in-between then and now is not worth mentioning as it is as you would expect. Come see us refract light, live, sometime soon, and you will be fully caught-up on everything that you need to know about us. For the moment that is.....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/19/2006
Band Website: yourelookingatit.com
Band Members: Lesbian - Guitar/Vocals.Pikail - Vocals.Riss - Drums&Zoophilia.Rida - Bass&Supercharged Gwarnin.
Influences: Life. And all it's wonderous experiences. Lots of music, lots of films, lots of books, lots of conversations. Lots and lots of things.
Sounds Like: Music that makes you wanna discuss the credit crunch as it should be discussed, as a crunch.
Record Label: We are not signed. Not even a little bit.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Tam busts

New assed page is turned then. The unit finds itssen 3/4 and strives to make itssen whole again. Wested up, that term could definitely be applied. Fractured, bits broken tossed-off, but nay bugge...
Posted by Shen on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:03:00 PST

Body of dogshit

We have her. She is in our total possession, locked up and cared for. We lust after her and love her when we catch up. For she is that which is beautiful  that which takes us to you, our fanatical gr...
Posted by Shen on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:37:00 PST

Phase 2 of 3 complete

Only gone and taken hits on a van haven't we? Bugger yes. Slick little (big actually, blaze big) LDV Convulsoy with insulated gear and man bunk section in'th back. A wondrous piece of ex-post office g...
Posted by Shen on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

New year, new dogshit

The Gregorian calendar twisted its bootie another time and shitted out another year of their lord for us all. It is being officially named '2008'. As information on this here pitiful excuse for a curr...
Posted by Shen on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:04:00 PST

New Track

New track up there for all you hungry ass mother truckers. It's from our most recent excursion into the studio. We may post another from that same session sometime in the future so check our page 3 ti...
Posted by Shen on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:19:00 PST

Tanning dogshit.

Chelsea Chelsea I'm a boleaver when you dance Zensunni sucking my shit. The boys in the back know where I was at, you know you know the Artful Dodger do it like fuckin' that! do do do, do do do, ...
Posted by Shen on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:33:00 PST

Post-abollockiptica

Much has gone down, much. If I were to tell you that 'members' of this outfit had embroidered pictorials of themsens sat proud in side-cars brandishing none less than huge fucking union ejacks, on the...
Posted by Shen on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

Hollandish Hook-up

Yeah so we were all (minus Tam, but he was there in sparat as I had managed to get a nifty pair of his undercrackers through customs. Talk about lax. I could have walked them through check-in with em ...
Posted by Shen on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

pikail's abroad....

hey folks, my phone ran out of credit... i'll try get more,,, everythings nice,for anyone that doesn't know, i'm in amsterdam now. hence the massive grin on my face. to be continued.....
Posted by Shen on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

Just doing my bit.

"Don't ever think you are in line to receive goodies from distant lands without first scrubbing the scabs away from your genitalia, encrusted there from your nocturnal obbsession with menstrual interc...
Posted by Shen on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST