LUKE RYAN

LUKE RYAN...HE WAS BORN TOO YOUNG IN A WORLD HE NEVER MADE...IN THE VERY EARLY YEARS HE BASICALLY LAID AROUND..ATE..SLEPT...AND POOPED A LOT...(I proberbly shouldn't mention poop in my website...but hey!!..I already did..didn't I)...ANYHOOT...AFTER AWHILE THE BOY WAS OLD ENOUGH TO PICK UP A GUITAR..AND THE WORLD AS WE KNEW IT WAS NEVER THE SAME...DAMN !!! THAT BOY COULD PLAY..LIKE LIQUID THUNDER..HE SHOOK THE VERY FIBER OF EXISTENCE WITH HIS MIGHTY POWER CHORDS AND TASTEFUL LICKS.....AND SING!!!...DAMN THAT BOY COULD CROON...HE MADE THE WOMEN FALL AWAY IN A DEAD SWOON..THE BOY WAS A REAL SEAT WETTER.....AFTER AWHILE HE MADE MANY FRIENDS IN THE BUSINESS ...WHO QUICKLY FORGOT HIM??...SO HE SET OUT INTO THE UNDERGROUND....WHERE HIS UNIQUE BRAND OF SOULFUL UNEARTHLY BLUES AND HIS OFF THE WALL HUMOR COULD BE FULLY APPRECIATED BY THE MASSES...................................................... .................................... ............................................................ .................................................. ............................................................ .................................................. ............................................................ .................................................. HEY KIDZ!!!...DON"T FORGET TO CHECK OUT....THE INCREDIBLE DEALS AT LUKE'S "HOOTCH STUDIO"...HOME OF THE $20 SONG DEAL...LUKE IS CURRENTLY OFFERING THE BARGAIN PROMOTION WHERE YOU CAN RECORD FOR THE ENTIRE DAY...10am-9pm...FOR THE STUPID CHEAP PRICE OF $100....WOWIE ZOWIE HUH?........................................................ ...............................VOTE...VOTE...VOTE...VOTE.... ..ON MSG.COM/SOUNDTRACK...........On july 19th of this month an incredible array of underground talent converged at foley square for the open audition of the msg network show…’’nyc soundtrack’’….the American idol of subway musicians…on that day the judges had the unenviable job of narrowing down the many talented performers to 16 finalists…..well this old rockhound was fortunate enough to get an audition spot…there was some monster talent out there that day, so I never thought I would be part of the 16 who would go on in the competition…but gadzooks!!!...I’m in…… So remember to tune in on Sunday night on august 10 at 8;00 on msg…and vote…vote…vote…..for me of course……the voting is online at msg.com/soundtracks…..you can also view all the episodes of the show there 24/7…….voting will be for 24 hours from 8;00 pm on the 10th to 8;00pm on the 11th …remember you can vote for anyone as often as you like so stuff the ballet …….this old cowboy really likes being on tv…it’s fun See ya underground