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About Me

What can be said about SugarBone Johnson that has not already been said about V.D.? He is as famous as an inside joke. he has never recorded sober and it shows. And he has played shows in front of literally dozens of people all of whom considered themselves very lucky to have been there. He has been banned from several clubs due to "un-musician-like ability" and on many occasions has said in so many words that he would never hang out at any club that would hire him as an entertainer. One audience member at the now defunct Hang Outs Sports Pub was quoted as saying "I'm not staying here for this that guy is a retard". Despite the accolades he has always managed to stay grounded. With the success of his album "I DON'T REMEMBER RECORDING THIS" which fell just ten albums short of going turd (turd=11 albums sold) he went back to his true calling drinking and making mom jokes. after coming up with the first new "yo mama so fat" joke in years he was inspired to go back into the studio and record a follow-up to his magnum opus. The forth coming album tentatively called sugarbonenya is set to drop around november of 2009 so hold on to your hats kiddos and save your nickles and dimes. 2009 will definitely go down as a very lucky year for people with ears.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/06/2005
Band Members:
Influences: jack daniels, coors light, frank zappa, chopin vodka, whiners, hot action, r.l.burnside, leadbelly, miami sound machine, blue moon, sore ribs, jesus h. hendrix, mr. lucky, head lumps, tom waits, my knuckles are sore and bruised and i can't remember anything,
Sounds Like: i have been drinking
Record Label: git yur hed on it records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

supersize

i was drinking my dinner as i drove to a show the other day when i realized i was having an emergency that would make me grateful that i ended my run of not going to mcdonalds. being someone tha...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:05:00 GMT

most annoying blog

this will surely be my most annoying blog. if fact i expect immediate retaliation. you should have known by the title as it also serves as a warning. i just learned how to do this which i think ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:31:00 GMT

the brown note

8-19-06 3:01 p.m. about twenty minutes ago i was playing around with a new song idea. the music for which i was ripping off from a gap commercial, who better to steal from right? but as i...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 13:26:00 GMT

greatest work of literature ever

I CANT WORK THISTHING ANYMORE WHEE IS THE SPACE BAR? KETTLE1 IMDRNK NEED2STOP BURNINGMYSLFANDSLEEPTHEREIT IS ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:02:00 GMT

books i have written

1. Really Boring Short Stories 2. Classy Nicknames for Your Penis (a coffee table book) 3. Handjobs I've Gotten From Relatives 4. Older Men Who Loved Me When I Was Young 5.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:28:00 GMT

my first band

the very first time i performed music in front of an audience was in a tribute band to Rage Against the Machine. my name was Sheik Yurmoni Makur and i was in the band with one other person named...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:03:00 GMT

no booze is bad booze

as it turns out i have conditioned myself over many years to not be able to play guitar in a band while i am sober. last night i elected not to drink at rockstar practice due to a digestive...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 19:47:00 GMT

"sh" words

the following is my promised list of favorite words that start with"sh"-shmooze, shmo, shlep, shlocky, shmutz, shivaree, shmear, shockheaded, shirk, shipshape, shogun, short-horned grasshopper, shorti...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:47:00 GMT

shit fetishists

before Al Gore invented the internet how do you think shit fetishists broached that subject? do you think they had to say things like "I was just kidding" or "that was a joke,it was a JOKE."alot...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 19:47:00 GMT