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ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!!

I'm SO Hardcore, I Only Jack Off With Art.

About Me

I'm really big and like Godzilla rather unhealthily. Thus the clever and original moniker "ROBZILLA". .. make
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My Interests

Well, I tattoo and stuff.And I do martial arts. And playing some of the best goddamned horrorpunk you ever heard, with my project the Fundead. And horror films. And I love CATS! (actually all animals, cruelty against them makes me fucking sick)And I love to cook for my friends, I make some goddamned masterful omelettes, pancakes, scampi, and pasta. And your mom, too, although I think she should douche a little more.(I keep telling her that, but she won't listen. Maybe she'll listen to YOU.)

I'd like to meet:

See HEROES LIST for further reference. Except not Jason Voorhees or Godzilla. Fuck that. And probably Heather Carolin, altho' she ain't one of my heroes, she just seems really cool, an' I love them thar hennaheadz. I've already met Glenn Danzig. He was cool.

Music:

Misfits, Necromantix, Pixies, Ween, Tiger Army, Beatles, Crackula, Smiths, Siouxsie, Danzig, Samhain, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, KISS, FUNDEAD, Iron Maiden, Herb Alpert, Al Green, Little Richard, Son of Sam OLD Metallica, OLD Ozzy, Beach Boys

Movies:

Well, fuckin' Godzilla, of course. Duh. But my favorite films are actually Dawn of the dead(1978) and the Wizard of Oz. I also like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dog Soldiers, Ginger Snaps 1 & 2, Friday the 13th, JAWS, the Halloween films (except for ..5), all the Troma stuff, Man, there's so much to list, I like so many horror films... Basically anything HORROR, even the cheesedick shit!!!!

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, MAX X, Aqua Teen, Dave Chappelle. Everything else pretty much sucks.

Books:

Cabal, Letters from Earth, Catcher in th' Rye, The Stand, I like pretty much the entire body of Stephen King's work up to around 1992-3. I think he's a genius, and if you disagree with me, whatever, that's your opine.

Heroes:

Tom Savini, Cliff Burton, Glenn Danzig, Godzilla, Conan, Jason Voorhees, Ricky Oh, Ted Lyons, George Romero, Lucio Fulci, John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Elsa Lanchester, Donkey Kong, Richard Pryor, Tony Iommi, Charles Bronson, Blanka, The Man with no name, Kenshiro, Egil Skallagrimsson, Teddy Roosevelt, Freya Aswynn, Mas Oyama, Angus Young, James Hetfield from 1986, Thor, The Hulk, Gilius Thunderhead, Miles "Tails" Prower

My Blog

R.Z.'s movie reviews

HOSTEL 2 Holy shitzenpooper, this film contains a scene I never thought I'd see in a theater, one of fucked up CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST like proportions. How Eli Roth got away with that in this nasty l...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST

R.Z.'s Movie Reviews

THE DESCENT Goddamit, this movie ain't fuckin' around!!! A buncha women go to th' appalacians f'r some spelunkin' an' run inta a buncha bat like subterranean naked people who rip their friggin' ...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:32:00 PST

FUCK THIS SHIT!!! RICHARD PRYOR DEAD @ 65

. I want to cry.
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:37:00 PST

HEY SCUMBAGS!! NEW FUNDEAD NEWS!!

THE FUNDEAD are currently in the midst of making a demo at AIMS studios. It'll contain 5 songs and some surprises!! The artwork and CD design will be by me, Evan is the engineer, co-producer and mixer...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST

NEW REVIEWS!!!!(!)

LAND OF THE DEAD (UNRATED) If'n you read my earlier review, you'd know that I wasn't completely fine & dandy with the theatrical cut. However, the unrated cut more than redeems itself.  The ...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 02:27:00 PST

Bye, Jack

Michael "Jack" Murdock 1978-2005 See ya later, Lil' Monkey. Wish I coulda seen ya one last time. Much respect and love, Zilla
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 08:03:00 PST

R. Z.'s M. R.'s

KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK Ah, yes. If you want to know what true, awesome, mind numbing, cool ass crummy moronicness is, its name is KISS M'S THE P OF THE P. Nothing can prepare one for this ...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:09:00 PST

LAND OF THE DEAD & REVENGE OF THE SITH REVIEWS!!!

GEORGE A. ROMERO'S LAND OF THE DEAD If you saw an R-rated cut of DAWN or DAY OF THE DEAD at the local Best Buy, would you even remotely want to buy it? Fuck, no. I walked out of this f...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BRAND NEW POOP....I MEAN POPE

He looks like H.R. Giger!!! Hee Hee!
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.Z.'s M.R.s

R.Z.'s M.R.s Ahoy--!! Here's the new batch, all titles available at VILLAGE VIDIOT, the best vid shop I ever been in. LOONEY TUNES: BACK IN ACTION Ya know, I just decided I don't feel like ...
Posted by ROBZILLA, Monster of Monsters--!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST