YOU HEARD RIGHT KIDDIES!!! |
Rita Diva (My 1958 Chevy DelRay) is for sale! I've gotten a lot of messages about it so I thought this would be easier to reply to everyone. Let me know if you want some details....
LOVE YOU A...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST |
Five Levels of Drunk... |
Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover* No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST |
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? |
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, w...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST |
What the bible says bout being gay... |
This is for my little brother who is gay and has had to deal with a lot of bull shit from ignorant people....I love you Tony. On her radio show recently, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that, as an obs...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:05:00 PST |
How to treat a lady... |
1. when she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST |
If MySpace were real life: |
If myspace were REAL life:Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST |
Kinds of metal...this is funny as hell |
HEAVY METALThe protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. POWER METALThe protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves t...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:51:00 PST |
The greatest night of my life.... |
So it all began with a BBQ at Mac and Julies... Met Rick from the Casualties who is in town recording an album at the Blasting Room (THey have a show the 20th of this month...you all need to go...). ...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:36:00 PST |
SO I CAN BE COOL LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!! |
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to read these for my own ego gratification, and am not obligated to engage in relationships with any applicants should I choose not to. As a matter of fact, this is rea...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST |
Rudyard Kipling |
"IF"
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait ...
Posted by Vivian Tomahawk on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:51:00 PST |
