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Johnny

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I work herewhere I saw thisand this

My Interests

The benny song

I'd like to meet:

Dead wrestlers

Music:

The Slits, Black Sabbath, The Cramps, The Rivingtons, The Racists, the Kinks, The Who, Adam and the Ants, the Chiffons, Sparks, Wanda Jackson, Guns 'n' Roses, Dion & the Belmonts, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Augustus Pablo, Kool Keith, Shirley Ellis, Honeymoon Killers, Everly Brothers, World According to RZA, the Vaselines, Gun Club, Roky Erickson, Roxanne Shante, the Pogues, Polysics, Roxy Music, Swell Maps, the Replacements, Gorky's, the Congos, Prince, Scientist, pretty much any gay 50s pop, Tuxedomoon, Dizzee Rascal, Robert Wyatt, The Sweet. I fucking love The Sweet.

Movies:

The General, Sherlock Jr, Carnival of Souls, Three Amigos, Faust, The Long Goodbye, The Baby, Q the Winged Serpent, The Nanny, Dazed & Confused, the Quatermass Experiment, Nashville, Chungking Express, Shock Corridor, Curse of the Cat People, King Kong, Plague of the Zombies, everything by David Lynch including the little mouse in glue, pondcam, The Tenant, The Innocents, Keane, Brick, Billy Liar, A Matter of Life & Death, the Lavender Hill Mob.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm turned out to be far less funny than I remember so I'm replacing it with Twin Peaks, Tom & Jerry, The Professionals, The Munsters, Dr bladdy Who

Books:

Riddley Walker, Lolita, The House at Pooh Corner, End of the Affair, Mother Night, the Comedians, Tintin, John Fante, Saki, PG Wodehouse, Maurice Sendak, SOS from Mars, War and Peas, BS Johnson, The Scarlet Letter, Asterix, 2000AD, Vanity Fair, Alisdair Gray, Daniil Kharms. I read a well big book the other day, so fuckyouandyourmum.

Heroes:

Buster Keaton, Robert Altman, David Lynch, Alan Moore, Maurice Sendak, Hergé, Richard Matheson, Jan Svankmajer plus some other people, none of whom are boring everyday fuckers like coppers or firemen

My Blog

Anstis again

I have been avoiding I'm a Celebrity Cock Me Out of my Anus, in case it makes me accidentally like Toby Anstis. They've changed the radio station at work so it's sort of taken the wind out of my sails...
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

Toby Anstis

I have to listen to Toby Anstis every day for three and a half hours on Heart FM. It's the only station they can pick up at work. It's almost unbearable.  We've been discussing the best ways to ...
Posted by Johnny on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

Cock Trumps

That's the new game. Here's how it works: if you think about it, Elton John is exactly as much of a cock as Henry Rollins. Same goes for Nicky Wire and Bobby Gilllespie,  Lou Reed and Malcolm McC...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:05:00 PST