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Kill it! Kill it with a hammer!

Get down.

About Me

Smokehouse. Dong Malt. Anaconda. Beer. Engaged. Happy.

My Interests

I may have literally gone insane. At the least, I have hypergraphia.

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell. Bill Clinton. Ron Jeremy. Willie Nelson.

Music:

Yowie, Aleuchatistas, Sunn 0))), Earth, Grand Ulena, Flying Luttenbachers, Kind of Like Spitting, The Matadors, Miles Davis, The Libertines, Slint, US Maple, Ring, Cicada, Maxtone Four, NRBQ, Robert Johnson....hell. Everything.

Movies:

Hollywood made me a monster.

Television:

Unless watching DVD, not so much.

Books:

Lots.

Heroes:

Bob barker.

My Blog

Axe

Axe Circa September 199_ Going into my second year of college at Lindenwood University, I decided to try to join a fraternity. My first year there had been marked mainly by my efforts to get used to...
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

New blogs

...go to www.uncleangryhands.com on the internets. Go there. comment. Love me.
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

I didn't want it anyway

One night in the frat house, I woke up about 3 a.m. still drunk and very, very hungry. My thoughts turned to a breakfast burrito I knew I had in the freezer. A quick microwave, a hot burrito with a co...
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

"I heard her"

Circa September 1993 In college, I lived in a frat house. I'll fully admit this. It was as equally as crazy and as disappointing as I'd known it would be. There were times I had to do three beer bong...
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Ramon's Mom

Circa May 1997 School had just let out for the semester, and I had nowhere to go. My parents lived a hundred miles south of St. Louis, and I had just accepted a two-week job playing upright bass from...
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

Arc

ArcCirca December 1994We drank a LOT. I mean, I vomited three times and STILL kept going. We drank Goldschlager, cheap beer, bottom-of-the-barrel bourbon...then someone brought chicken wings. A lot of...
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

nonpareils of feline crochet

Wow, bars suck around here lately. Seems like the last four or five gigs we played no one comes out. Other bands say they're in much the same straits. Sucks. Get out of your fucking house, people...
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST

Three penis wine.

(laughs)
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

shitpop

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Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:48:00 PST

'ting

'ting tang, shake that thang, walla-walla bing bang wang dang sweet poontang.
Posted by Kill it! Kill it with a hammer! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST