I have the Aura of Creativity and a Small Child, coupled with the fact that it's feminine. Which doesn't make me Gay, it just makes me seek out women that aren't so girly. I love to run. I love cheese. I don't like Vegetables, except Spinach. I have a slight addiction to Converse Chucks and Tennis. I over analyze things that shouldn't be, and under analyze things that are right in front of my face. I have a Psych major and can tell you exactly how to fix your life, while at the same I'm not able to figure out my own. I love gas station Nachos. I get anxious in new restaurants if I can't figure out how to go through the line. I consider myself lazy even though I'm more active than most of the people I know. I play the guitar, and try to sing. I've never had a craving for beef jerky. I would live in Belize just to get fresh Cashews. Some days are easy and some are hard, could be the same exact days, it's just me that changes. I consider myself a good driver. I've never had a giant Ephiphany that changed my life, I have had small ones that nudge me in new directions though. When I was younger I thought I would become a pro BMX rider. I hate feeling tired, and love caffeine. I usually feel like there is something missing. I don't like nuts in cookies. I believe in love, and I believe it's hard to hold onto. I can't figure out why people eat jello. I want to know if other people think what I think and just don't say anything. I don't like watching sports events, but love to play sports. I'm suspicious of people who are overly religious. I'd rather slit my wrists than mow a lawn. I have a ton of hats but hardly ever wear them. I can think of more 'puns' and 'Plays on words' in an average conversation than any human should be allowed. I'm a bit of a control freak and am always conscious of it. I'd rather go to the east side for BBQ than for the strippers. I like t-shirts with snarky messages on them. I love the BBC version of the office, while the american one is just ok. I don't believe there should be rules about what you use catsup on. I hate being interrupted, yet am a huge offender. First impressions I can come off arrogant or snobby, and after people get to know me, 30% don't change their mind. I like Spanky's over Ted Drewes. I wish I could travel more. I'd like to go back to school, I'd also like to win the lottery. I need Ice Cream in order to survive. I hate the winter. I don't read books. If I sit in silence music will start composing in my head on it's own. I usually root for the underdog. I broke my back in 1993. I am a work in progress.
Myspace layouts and codes made at Free myspace layouts| Free myspace comments | Funny images------------------------------------------------------ -George Carlin: R.I.PFrisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!
