I’m the Answer to the Problem! |
I've totally got it, I'm the answer to the problem! I'm a fixer, I fix things. I get paid to do the dirty work, and after these past few days, I find it 10 times more rewarding to work for cash,...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Now allow me to blow your minds AKA 'D"F 3E-*FJ #F JA,Q1 9BHDC& |
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Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Lessons I’ve learned from the Marine Corps... |
Shit I have learned THUS far...-American children can scream. Japanese children scream AND know kung fu. -The "Great Wall of China" just seems marginally okay, to me. -I don't care what anyone says,...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST |
Simms VS. Tequila...Kelenfy comes out on top! |
Friday nights are always epic battle between me and Simms...it's likw "Clash of the Titans"...only better, because Simms and I are power house drinkers, not queers in loin clothes with plastics swords...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:46:00 PST |
Butthole Surfers Time!!! |
Who Was in My Room Last Night?All night long my body burned well I she’s my wicked coalLights were in my eyes were gone and anything will lose the doorI found it in my window just I found it in ...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST |
It’s my birthday, what did you get me? |
Well...I’m 22 now...and feeling old. So, what did you get me? After today, all I want is a hot shower and 8 hours of sleep...no rest for the wicked, not even on their day of birth! But that&rsqu...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST |
Simms challenges Kelenfy to drinking contest, hilarity ensues. |
Sitting in my room all night, trying to get a signal for my laptop and failing all night, my buddy Simms decides he wants to put my liver to the test. Insults are exchanged, and manhood is brough...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:11:00 PST |
BACK IN CRACK!!! |
Best song to describe my return to Japan... This journey Without time Always the beginning Yet..perpetual end Found we'd never left This time A battle un-won In the center of it again For this...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST |
Oh yeah...and another thing I’ve come across in my perilous journies... |
Why do girls go for idiots? A sampling of true to life lies I have encountered/seen/laughed my ass off at...
1). "I didn't do anything over the weekend."
Horseshit.This translates into "I got drunk an...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Im bored...so you know what MY foremost thoughts are right now? |
BAM!!! I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off in the convoy, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.
Some peop...
Posted by Gone Totally Ballistic on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:06:00 PST |
