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Disaster Girl

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About Me

I'd rather be with my dog than you. I'd rather be inside than in the snow. I'd rather be trick-or-treating than hanging with a bunch of drunk "I was never a cheerleader so I'll make up for it on Halloween". I'd rather you be creative with your answer. i rather bathe than shower. i'd rather my dog not drink my bath water when it's soapy. I'd rather have soda than water. I'd rather dance than watch. I'd rather it filthy as opposed to plain 'ol dirty. I'd rather mix you a drink than pour you wine. I'd rather jump on my left foot than my right. I'd rather you ask than read. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Lucas, Cricket, Mouse, Yellow Bird, Sky Bird.

I'd like to meet:

The girl that untied her own green ribbon.The folks that caught that allusion.

Music:

Apparently my mixes are sexy. I tried not to, but apparently I shit sex.

Movies:

I accidentally joined a DVD club once and I'm now the proud owner of that new Pink Panther movie with Beyonce in it. Anyone know how to make a letter bomb? I have some return mail for them.

Television:

My name is Alexis, and up until September I'd been clean since I was 17. Once I relapsed, my addiction for cop/forensic/ghost mystery shows was at an all time high. I can now say that, though I haven't gone cold turkey, I've cut down on my viewing considerably.

Books:

The Bell JarHauntedChoke

Heroes:

Rachel Bennett

My Blog

REVOLT, LOVER, REVOLT!

"Did you get lost?" he said jokingly."Yeah. I guess I did, but then I found Noodles & Company and now I'm found again."The sincerity must have come through my facial expressions because he didn't noti...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:19:00 PST

K’s Choice totally rocks by the way.

Today in a nutshell:In various locations throughout the house and broken segments of time, but still stoked about getting more than 7 hours of sleep for the first time in weeks.Re-learned the lesson o...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:03:00 PST

www.saveayrn.com

save ayrn.PS: girls suck. except for ayrn.www.saveayrn.com
Posted by Disaster Girl on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:49:00 PST

the series. of sicknesses. seperation and segregation.

There's only so many times a person can hear "Geeze, you're ALWAYS sick." and deny it. There's only so much optimism towards getting yourself well. To keep the mood up, when you're sick AGAIN and just...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:40:00 PST

Going to Jail

This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's 2007 Telethon Executive Lock-Up to help "Jerry's KidsĀ®". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company o...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

Dear 3 of 9 furries,

Dear Dogs,Please refrain from pooping when it is about to rain, snow, you're inside, or we're having company over. Also, please attempt not to step in the poo, as it only smears and grinds it into the...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

Advanced blog editor/Iced soy chai/stealing WiFi

Dear Mac, i just spent a whopping however many dollars on you and you can't use the "advanced blog editor" via myspace? or should I be blaming YOU myspace? I can't even change the size of my freaking ...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

leaning on lightheartedness

It seems to me that band names these days are like bad tattoos. Think about it for a week, put out an album or two, then get "Mimi" changed to "Mommy" a week after. Cheers.
Posted by Disaster Girl on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

NEW!

My blog subscription page is littered up and down with default red NEW!'s. I don't get to check myspace very frequently these days, and when I do, it's dial-up and my patience goes only so far. But kn...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

Frigid

A strange feeling- to be so upset ...   .. Goddamn my faulty words. Nothing comes out right.   SOMETHING TRAGIC...and you are distraught/panicky/angry/sad/depressed/numb-and then someone mak...
Posted by Disaster Girl on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST