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About Me

The things about me include but are not limited to the following:

* I have recently eaten what might be the worlds best food invention... the curry burrito.
* I eat Pho more often than I shower.
* I have a chip on my shoulder and food in my teeth.
* I like to read about things like communism, dead babies and famine.
* Sometimes a hypocrite, sometimes just hyphy.
* Make a damn fine mix tape.
* Twin Peaks changed my life.
* Give me a book and a cup of coffee and I have nothing to complain about.

My Interests

My interests include but are not limited to the following:

serial killers.
wearing hats.

I'd like to meet:

The people I would like to meet include but are not limited to the following:

* Judas
* Someone to play Yahtzee with.
* Someone who feeds their fake girlfriend a bowl of soggy catfood and tells her that it's soup. (oh wait, that's my best friend.)
* Someone who wants to talk about God and/or serial killers with me.

Music:

The music I enjoy includes but is not limited to the following:

Old Crow. duh.

Movies:

The movies I enjoy include but are not limited to the following:

blood n guts.

Books:

The books I like to read include but are not limited to the following:

Ones about the history of God.
Ones written by Kurt Vonnegut.
Ones written by P.G. Wodehouse.
Ones about zombies and/or Doomsday.

Heroes:

My heroes include but are not limited to the following:

people who really just don't give. a. fuck. (this includes me and most serial killers.)

My Blog

everything you’ve ever wanted to know but were too afraid to ask.

Alright. So here's the deal, cause I have been being emailed and asked this question a lot. So I am going to just write a blog about it. something like... Dear Ayrn, If you are in so much debt, why ...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:17:00 PST

Not Dead. Sometimes Awesome.

yo yo yo. So I am sort of alive and kicking. I had a lovely stay out on Lopez Island, everyone waves there and it wasn't as annoying as one might think it would be. Sort of cute. So. I have bas...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:02:00 PST

these are some things I made.

So I have been without internet and basically without phone since I got back from Colorado. Here are some things I made. Also I'm excited for it to be Fall time. Cause it means cute girls in pea coats...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:44:00 PST

Denver: The City That Ruined My Guts.

so I have been in Colorado for 5 days now. and let me tell you this... it's ruined my guts. it's like I have a rock.. a rock made of farts.. in my guts. and it sucks. but aside from that... here's wha...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:18:00 PST

what to do in Denver when you’re dead.

these are some things that i am doing. just in case you were wondering, and i'm sure you are. this is Adam and his tiny hamburger. this is Adam like a grandma, reading a marinade book to us. this i...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:46:00 PST

sometimes I make things.

Hello from sunny Denver. I'm watching Unrest, which is a sort of stupid horror movie. And I went on a walk and then I got too hot. so. here's what I have to say. This is where I make shirts and sew. ...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

sometimes i write two blogs.

Today is the first day of my reality show and is also the second day I am at my parents house alone. I woke up this morning to my mom's friend knocking on the door that I locked last night when I was ...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST

who wants to make reality with me!?!??

Dear Juria, This one's for you. Although I would certainly like my life to sort of be like a reality show.. in which I am the star. and Jen will co-star even though she's not really in my life...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

important news for young and old. awesome and rad.

Due to the circumstances of my life... I will be without any sort of internet on a regular basis. Which means no more 8 hour days on myspace and youtube. Which, really is probably a good thing. But be...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

sometimes i feel like a nut... sometimes i dont.

sometimes i'm crafty. and sometimes i just make some shirts and pins about it. turning this : into these: and here's me modelling one of them. in the bathroom at work. it's ne...
Posted by Vote For Ayrn. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST