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About Me

I was born in the rainforest with the light of the divine in my eyes, living at peace within a vast web of roots, vines, leaves and double helixes. They, whoever they are, took me out of the forest and conquered my soul with constructions of language, social customs and technology, replacing the simple harmony that once sang wordless melodies through the universal, eternal being that I was. Now, I recognize myself as "I". Now I speak their language and wear the mask of their God, Ego itself and only itself. I am just like you. I am just like everyone else...Ok, let's not go too far off the philosophical deep end. The proper way to describe oneself is probably to list a few traits and interests of the Ego.Hi, my name is Lly. It's short for Kelly. I spend too many hours a week at a something called a "job" which puts random numbers into an imaginary box which is then exchanged for a home to live in and items of sustenance. I spend much of my time at this "job" wrestling cats and dogs, playing with needles, medication and bodily fluids, all of which are very dangerous or at least disgusting. It's fun. I have always enjoyed danger. It also keeps me far away from the worst state of mind in the whole world- BOREDOM.I am the most ambitious, determined escapist you've ever met. There are plenty of things wrong with the world, myself, and life in general, and yet, so many ways to run away from it all. I can't sit still through an entire movie.Besides daydreaming, I spend a lot of time caring for and lending wisdom to any people, plants, animals or minerals that cross my path. My two most faithful companions are a dog and a man, and I love them both more than all my escapist, intellectual or creative pursuits could ever add up to... and that's a lot. If you're reading this, I probably think you're pretty alright too.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a brain and a heart who knows how to use both at the same time. By the way, all writing on this page is copyrighted and you will be prosecuted to the full extent of my foot in your ass should you choose to plagiarize my work.

My Blog

Cheesy, but it does the trick

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made youlaugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoesand a couple of murdered thro...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:04:00 GMT

GObama!!! (Written 1/20/09)

I didn't believe it would happen, least of all, as soon as it has. One of US, in a position of authority, in a position of leadership. That's what Obama means to me. Imagine the shift in the collect...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:20:00 GMT

Thoughts about Pit Bulls and Breed Restrictions

I am exposed to dozens of dogs every single day at my work, while walking my dog, at dog parks, and just out in the world. I worked for 6 months as the only person supervising groups of up to 20 dogs ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:41:00 GMT

Extreme Fetch!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZtNdR9l1dE The Japanese do EVERYTHING better... look at this crazy shit... Too bad Odi doesn't like frisbee.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:38:00 GMT

Dead Can Dance - I Am Stretched On Your Grave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLblOSaUmWU
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:01:00 GMT

7-29-08

The world will be what it will be. And you will still laugh, sing, dance and play despite everything. That's what I love about you, about all the people I refuse to stop loving. Your spirit is unbreak...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:26:00 GMT

Supergrass!

Never in my life have I been so happy that Dave Grohl is a tool. Thank you to all the beautiful people that partied with me Monday night, it was truly, an amazing experience.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:55:00 GMT

5-3-08

For as much time and breath I spend on complaining, wishing things were different, feeling scared, sad or angry, life is pretty fucking awesome. I even enjoy the bad, horrendous moments.
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 23:02:00 GMT

A Perfect Circle- A Stranger lyrics

Cast the calming apple Up and over satellites To draw out the timid wild one To convince you it’s alright And I listen for the whisper Of your sweet insanity while I formulate Denials of your af...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:48:00 GMT

2008 Approaches

As 2008 approaches, the number of cheesy year-end myspace surveys drastically increases. Many of them will ask you to approximate the number of alcoholic drinks you consumed in the past 8.5 months, or...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:42:00 GMT