Rick

Life is fun and I'm a lucky guy. Other times I'm just a fortunate fool. I've ventured on an unordinary path in my life, with a foot in both the good and the bad. Life excites me and I strive to learn from my experiences. I am a passionate person, with unlimited energy who is devoted to sucking every last drop out of this world for as long as I get to be a part of it. I am single but I don't use myspace to meet women so ladies don't bother. I refer you instead to the Fussy Dutchman. I'm into the taboo, drinking, gambling, madness, pushing buttons and threading the needle of life. If it's bad for you, chances are I'm an expert in it. I dig living in Florida where the weather is sunny and warm. There are a plethora of options here that I enjoy, beaches and oceanside bars, boating districts with yachts and stuff-shirt pretentious suckers who can only scratch their head at a guy like me, the drive-in movie theater, gun clubs, pro baseball, basketball, hockey and football (if you can call the Dolphins that) as well as multitudes of college teams and a sleu of high school teams that are better than half the colleges in the country, preseason MLB, roller-coasters, comedy clubs, hookah bars, Brazilian bistros, pool-halls, German bistros with their Delirium Tremens beer, 24-hour sex stores, a bunch of live music venues, designated donkey-crossing areas, Indian casinos, accessible airstrips, batting cages, boxing rings and mini-car rental shops. Florida people are mostly screwjacks, but then we get the worst creatures fleeing here from all north in the rest of the country and much of Canada, so what more could one expect? The freakshow never slows in Florida and it is my muse. Things never get too weird for me and if that is you're bread and butter too than you should hop on a plane or train, bus or vespa and bop with me for a spell. I take no responsibility for anyone else but rest assured we are well-covered with a legal team and media credentials. The road is bumpy but the ride is fun.

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