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Mr. Simon

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About Me

We are who we are." Nothing but time will change that. I've lived all over this country and I've seen the sights and I've met lots of folks. I have a lifetime banishment from a major airline, I've been physically removed from a Las Vegas casino, I've destroyed a television with a bowling ball, and only one thing keeps coming back to me after all that... people are boring. I want every one of you to smash something today or go on a road trip to do something outlandish...like pee into the grand canyon. Just do something to help cultivate a sense of humor. But stay away from me, I don't like people! "I love my guns... long live the NRA." HA! My place ultimately, down the path of life, is to simply live, love, and laugh. Every step I take puts me one leap closer to the ultimate destination...a dirty old man living on a sail boat off the coast of the bahamas with his wife and dog. A wizzend old sea captain diving for sunkin tresure and muff. Drinkin', dancin', singin', and lovein'. Raising hell isn't something you do, its a way of life. Do not fear the chaos. Live it and love it. The powers that be love a mad man... im living proof... I'm the luckiest man alive. Oh yea, "stay off the train tracks." It's messy when we hit you... GO YANKEES!!!

My Interests

Drinking, Screwing, Destruction, and Chaos
Your Pirate Name Is...
Lieutenant-Colonel Wicked Willie What's Your Pirate Name? You are a 100% Yankee !

YO YANKEE KNOW IT ALL! YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE FAN! BORN AND BRED PIN STRIPE BLOOD! YOU JUST TOOK THIS YANKEE TEST YARD BABY!

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Music:

I dig stuff that doesn't suck like... The Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, and Acoustic Junction. All the way to CKY, the offspring, velvet revolver, NOFX, tool, and perl jam. When I'm chillin I dig the crunchy stuff, but when I'm drivin on I-95 through down town Miami I want something aggrsive and angry.
Your Element is Fire
Your power color: red

Your energy: hot

Your season: spring

Like a fire, you are full of power and light.
A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.
You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.
You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What Element Are You?

Books:

I read too much. Tom Robins, Hunter Thompson, Mario Puzo, Sam Shepard, David Mamit, And Rick Duteau.

Heroes:

I like people who arn't pussies. Don't be a pussy and you might be my hero.
You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.

An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.

Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™