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The Fussy Dutchman

You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed

About Me


| View | Add FavoriteDad, what's the blow-hole for? I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. ...but I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!And if you send me a friend request, there better be a message along with it telling me why. Otherwise ill assume your some fat guy who jerks off with a cheese grater posing as a hot chick. And by the way most hot chicks dont need to add friends, all the myspace pervs are sending them requests all day. Or your just a douschbag who is in a friend adding contest. Either way, send a message.

My Interests

I enjoy skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid, running with scissors, punching shirtless myspace assholes, laughing at Jerks, tackling hippies, pointing out people's shortcomings, shattering the dreams of children, challenging idiots, uppercuts, shredding, chopping, spanking, ripping, doodleywahs, grinding, scraping, hammering, unison bends, mixolydian scales, raising the dead, midget tossing, mullet spotting, partying at Red Rocks, and oh yeah walks on the beach

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, your sister, Donny Baseball, and Buckethead of course

Music:

Anything that doesnt suck

Movies:

Anchorman, LOTR, Star Wars, Snatch, Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Donnie Darko, Something About Mary, Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, Clash of the Titans, Shaft in Africa, Masked and Anonymous, The Last Dragon, Fists of Fury, Apocalypse Now, Old School, Road Trip, etc.

Television:

Chappelle's Show, Simpsons, South Park, Daily Show, Sopranos, Family Guy, American Dad, Arrested Development, Cops, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Sportscenter, PTI, Around the Horn, Drawn Together, Space Ghost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, LOTR, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Shining, Mindhunter, Handbook to Higher Consciousness, Helping Phriendly Book, Catcher in the Rye, etc.

My Blog

Women WTF?

So I started dating again. For the first time in I dont know, like 26 years. Why is it that I would now rather consider suicide by slowly drowning or burning to death than go through this process...
Posted by The Fussy Dutchman on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST