I enjoy skinny skiing, going to bullfights on acid, running with scissors, punching shirtless myspace assholes, laughing at Jerks, tackling hippies, pointing out people's shortcomings, shattering the dreams of children, challenging idiots, uppercuts, shredding, chopping, spanking, ripping, doodleywahs, grinding, scraping, hammering, unison bends, mixolydian scales, raising the dead, midget tossing, mullet spotting, partying at Red Rocks, and oh yeah walks on the beach
Your mom, your sister, Donny Baseball, and Buckethead of course
Anything that doesnt suck
Anchorman, LOTR, Star Wars, Snatch, Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Donnie Darko, Something About Mary, Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, Clash of the Titans, Shaft in Africa, Masked and Anonymous, The Last Dragon, Fists of Fury, Apocalypse Now, Old School, Road Trip, etc.
Chappelle's Show, Simpsons, South Park, Daily Show, Sopranos, Family Guy, American Dad, Arrested Development, Cops, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Sportscenter, PTI, Around the Horn, Drawn Together, Space Ghost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, etc.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, LOTR, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Shining, Mindhunter, Handbook to Higher Consciousness, Helping Phriendly Book, Catcher in the Rye, etc.