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Vanaynay

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About Me

I was born a poor black child, oh no, wait a minute, that was Steve martin in the Jerk. I was actually born a poor white child to an unwed teenage mother in a trailer park in Cheshire, MA. I like to think that growing up trailer park trash gives me street cred like eminem or something. I love to laugh, and if you heard my laugh you wouldn't be able to forget it! I like to have fun and do the dumbest most ridiculous things i can think of. I especially love hanging with my dear friend Harry in the summer. He is a 35 year old vw bus. I am so crazy that I gave my child the middle name Danger just so he can say "Danger is my middle name," when he gets older.


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My Interests

Drinking some beer and kicking some ass. I also enjoy the occasional fist fishing

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a severe case of the camel toe so that I may help them to recover from the trauma of that horrible ailment. So they can go on with the rest of their lives enlightened and help to educate others about this epidemic!

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, James Brown (The Godfather of Soul), The Beatles,G.Love,Red Hot Chili Peppers, LONGVIEW GUNSLINGERS Mutha Fuckas, ACDC,The stooges, The Grateful Dead, Phish, (yeah they're right next to each other), Snoop Dogg, Bob Marley, odetta, Run DMC, I love live local music

Movies:

Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell is the sexiest hunk of manmeat!!), Shawn of the Dead, actually almost any zombie movie, Pirates of the Carabean, Jaws, 300, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Napolean Dynamite, Tommy Boy, Yellow Submarine, Harold and Maude, Dazed and Confused, Resivoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, any Bruce Lee movies, the Big Lebowski, John Tuturo in everything he does

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, pretty much anything on tv catches my attention since I don't have cable.

Books:

I think I've heard of those, don't you open them or something?

Heroes:

My Mom Of course. She taught me how to be strong, love every day of life, to laugh, and to love. She wasn't just my Mom she was my best friend and the essence of my being. I miss her every day.

My Blog

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Our story begins one fine spring day. Just rollin down the road tryin to loosen a load when a billboard seemed to grab her attention by the balls. The controversy was evident and something had to...
Posted by Vanaynay on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST