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Madonna

I am here for Friends

About Me

Huh? You're saying you've never heard of me? Have you been sleeping the last 25 years?(Really. You know I reinvented myself as Madonna. I'm not really Her. Right? Of course you knew. :P)

My Interests

singing, acting, wearing kinky clothes, thigh high boots, stripping, swearing (especially on Letterman), smoking, selling "Sex" books, Causing A Commotion, reinventing myself, satire

I'd like to meet:

Arnie: check. Sherrie Austin: check. Bob Barker: check. I guess that just leaves Madonna now?

Music:

Madonna, Emmy And The Emmys, Sherrie Austin, The Beatles, Styx, Dead Kennedys, The Doors, The Who, Led Zeppelin, most classic rock/pop

Movies:

Desperately Seeking Susan, Shanghai Surprise, Who's That Girl?, Dick Tracy, Truth Or Dare, A League Of Their Own, Body Of Evidence, Girl 6, Four Rooms, Evita, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away, Happy Gilmore

Television:

The Price Is Right, South Park

Books:

Anything and everything

Heroes:

Madonna, Sherrie Austin, Arnold Palmer, Bob Barker, Wonder Woman