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Piss Awf

Someone get me a date with this woman.....

About Me

I'm not obsessive in the least....

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My Interests

MAY 23, 2006 at the Forum. By the Catwalk baby! I BREATHED IN SOME MADONNA!!! (You can hear me say..."Oh my go..." at the end before I wet myself)Male anatomy, perfecting the art of potty training, accordians and bagpipes, boxer and briefs, Buddhism, Zen, censoring myself, searching for the difference between "Sex Addict" and "Selfish fucking cheater," growing old gracefully, eating less, being full, working out and getting my ass back to where it used to be....

I'd like to meet:

MY GIRLFRIEND:

Music:

.. take a wild guess..... besides the obvious, I also enjoy rockin'out in the shower to Elvis, Abba, Fleetwood Mac, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Norah Jones, Pink, The Carpenters, Missy Elliot, Garbage, The Cranberries, Rhianna, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, Green Day, Snoop Dog and YES top 40 crap. I'm just not cool enough to listen to something that most people haven't heard of. Shoot me. OH and I wipe my ass with most country music garbage...

Movies:

Coming to America, Friday, Under the Tuscan Sun, What's Love Got to Do with It?, Requiem For a Dream, Thirteen, Mulholland Drive, Pulp Fiction, The Perfect Storm, All the Rocky Movies, All the Rambo movies, All the Superman movies.. oooh, except the last one, Pretty Woman, Along Came Polly, Braveheart, Sixth Sense, Seven, Fight Club, Raging Bull, A Bronx Tale, I could go on and on and on....

Television:

AB FAB DAHLING!!Friends, King of Queens, Will & Grace, Three's Company, Top Model, Project Runway, The Office,

Books:

Case for a Creator, The Notebook, Da Vinci Code, Stephen King Novels, Dean Koontz Novels, Trainspotting, She's Come Undone, Odd Thomas, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Long Walk,....way too many to name...

My Blog

Old People Are So Unreliable...

Pass the Ensure.
Posted by Piss Awf on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

Hi Howie!

Let the fun begin....
Posted by Piss Awf on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST

Fan Letter Saturday. Fun With Plastic Surgery...

Nip.TUCK.
Posted by Piss Awf on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST

Birthday Wishes And Canned Tuna Dreams!

Blog Pudding:1 Part Birthday Greeting1 Part MEME survey thingymix until blended....
Posted by Piss Awf on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST

A Bad Taste In My Mouth...and NO, I Didn't Kiss Star Jones.

Blech... patooey!
Posted by Piss Awf on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

FLF: Teabags and Coin Purses...In Other Words: BALLS

Check out my jingle jangles! 
Posted by Piss Awf on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

Confessions....

I feel so cleansed.
Posted by Piss Awf on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

Come And Knock On Our Door....

Joyce DewittRocks My Socks
Posted by Piss Awf on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

FLF Tough Love. The Late Dinner Edition.

HEy.. ovah HERE!
Posted by Piss Awf on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST

Where Have All The Keytar Players Gone?

Riddle me THAT.
Posted by Piss Awf on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST