MAY 23, 2006 at the Forum. By the Catwalk baby! I BREATHED IN SOME MADONNA!!! (You can hear me say..."Oh my go..." at the end before I wet myself)Male anatomy, perfecting the art of potty training, accordians and bagpipes, boxer and briefs, Buddhism, Zen, censoring myself, searching for the difference between "Sex Addict" and "Selfish fucking cheater," growing old gracefully, eating less, being full, working out and getting my ass back to where it used to be....
MY GIRLFRIEND:
.. take a wild guess..... besides the obvious, I also enjoy rockin'out in the shower to Elvis, Abba, Fleetwood Mac, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Norah Jones, Pink, The Carpenters, Missy Elliot, Garbage, The Cranberries, Rhianna, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, Green Day, Snoop Dog and YES top 40 crap. I'm just not cool enough to listen to something that most people haven't heard of. Shoot me. OH and I wipe my ass with most country music garbage...
Coming to America, Friday, Under the Tuscan Sun, What's Love Got to Do with It?, Requiem For a Dream, Thirteen, Mulholland Drive, Pulp Fiction, The Perfect Storm, All the Rocky Movies, All the Rambo movies, All the Superman movies.. oooh, except the last one, Pretty Woman, Along Came Polly, Braveheart, Sixth Sense, Seven, Fight Club, Raging Bull, A Bronx Tale, I could go on and on and on....
AB FAB DAHLING!!Friends, King of Queens, Will & Grace, Three's Company, Top Model, Project Runway, The Office,
Case for a Creator, The Notebook, Da Vinci Code, Stephen King Novels, Dean Koontz Novels, Trainspotting, She's Come Undone, Odd Thomas, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Long Walk,....way too many to name...