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STOO "CONDIE"

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About Me

I'm one of the most interesting people you are ever likely to meet! I have a huge ego! I'm a closet shy case! I dont care if you don't like me! I play guitar, write songs. I have decided quite recently that i'm going to sing my songs myself which is a big step for me so we shall see how this works out. Still open to the idea of playing in a band as the guitarist though so, again, anyone looking for a guitarist STOP, I will play for peanuts! Thanks for visiting and don't be shy! Willing to lend a few chords and notes to anyone's ideas so if you require guitar playing let me know! I also run a side-line in spiritual guidance cos I'm a Diety! Yes, jesus lives through me! People always comment on the likeness so it must be true huh!
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My Interests

I enjoy skipping in meadows and playing with kittens! I also have a soft spot for mayhem and destruction! My guitar keeps me in check, mostly! ..

I'd like to meet:

Desciples, you will be my flock, my children, my people! I will aid your life with heavenly guidance! Also Singers, Drummers and Bass players, you cant meet enough of you guys! Seriously, anyone interested in jamming sometime, leave me a message!

Music:

Oh, so many...em. Led Zepplin, Deep Purple, Richie Kotzen, Black Sabbath, Guns'n'Roses, Zakk Wylde, Kiss, Whitesnake, Reef, Thunder, Children Of Bodom, Sinergy, Murderdolls, Van Halen, Rush, Pantera, Megadeth, Metallica, Stillife, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Steve Vai, Paul Weller, The Jam, Peter Gabriel, The Ga Ga's, Stone Temple Pilots, Alter Bridge, Tom Waits, Black Label Society, AC/DC, Sack Trick, Black Crowes, Velvet Revolver, Bowie, Free, Monster Magnet, Nick Drake, John Sykes, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Gram Parsons, Hendrix, Down, Dio, Marvin Gaye, Living Colour, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Faith No More, Trashlight Vision, Wildhearts, Silver Ginger 5, Electric Boys, Talking Heads, David Byrne, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Alice In Chains, Jeff Buckley, Buckcherry, E.L.O, Genesis.....I could fill an entire web site!

Movies:

Withnail & I...could be the funniest film of all time! Closely followed by The Big Lebowski, The Life Of Brian, Napoleon Dynamite, Fargo, Up In Smoke, Duece Bigalow, Adam Sandler's always good for a giggle too! Again, too many! Oh, Jack Nicholsons a bit of a fave! Probably seen every horror film ever made too, personal faves would be - Halloween, Evil Dead 1,2 & 3. Oh, and lets not forget Bubba Ho-Tep...Bruce Campbell is a god!!!!

Television:

Bit of a sucker for the funnies again, Peep Show, Alan Partridge! My god its just hilarious! Also....WEIRS WAY!!!! OH GOD YES!!!! Stuff like that, dont watch that much T.V. these days though. Radio is far superior..talkSPORT!

Books:

Was reading Robert Rankin (cheers Amy!). Finished "Black Night" The Ritchie Blackmore Story recently, it was good!Now on "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

Heroes:

Ah! The troops! A Homage to those special folks! This might take a few go's to fit everyone in! First we have Fraser. My longest serving chum! Love the big tit! We've done so much over the years, many stories that will never be told! Haha! Lots of "Fridays"! Steve is ma work and outside work mucka! Our recent Dutch excursion was the shit! Top bloke! We can debate the moron population for hours! I can't really say enough about these guys so I aint gonna! Azaria! Hmmmm, what can I say about Azi? The funniest chick I've ever known, she makes me laugh loads! Our random spraffs can turn me from a moody bastard of doom into a chuckling mong of doom! Love her and she loves me back, though she'd probably deny it if you asked her lol! Paul, Mr.Whitesnake, but only the early stuff! We agree that Zombies should not run! We only exchange small messages online like "pub?" or "beer man?". I've done runs to the tip with him! Haha! Derick, the guru behind NFS. I've known Del for years now and always enjoy our musical debates. We don't really share the same taste in tunes but I like to think we have a mutual respect for our opinions! Working with him for NFS has been so rewarding, met so many cool people!