SPURZZ HYPE MACHINE STARTS...Blender Magazine, Nov.07, Pg46!
The Spurzz in Blender Magazine, Let the Hype Machine Begin (pg.46)
The Spurzz in Blender Magazine, pg.46 and 47
Who's the "Fah-gly" on the cover"
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WITNESS HISTORY AT THE SOUTHGATE HOUSE, JULY 7th, 2007
THE SPURZZ VS VIVA LA FOXX | WHITE GIRLS VS LA TECHNO PUSS13S | STRAWBOSS
ONE FOR THE AGES
"CITYBEAT IS FILLED WITH DEMONS" - A FILM BY THE SPURZZ
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CITYBEAT IS FILLED WITH DEMONS - A Film By The Spurzz
*************************Our Letter to Cincinnati CityBeat***********************Dear Cincinnati CityBeat,
We, The Spurzz, would like to express our disgust with this year's list of nominees in the CEA category of "Best Country Band." Either there was some sort of error, or you and the rest of the committee have a complete lack of taste and musical understanding. The Spurzz, as we are the best darn country freakin' band in the world, for some reason do not appear on the list of nominees.
We request that a special edition of CityBeat be printed to correct this error--although the damage to the voting public may already be done. Of course we're sure that our huge, dedicated, massive, loyal, incredibly large fanbase can spread the word effectively enough, but we still want our own edition of CityBeat. Maybe we should schedule a cover shoot??
If however this was not merely a typographical error, if The Spurzz (aforementioned best band in the Universe) was NOT nominated for "Best Country Band of All Time," we're afraid we must rally our troops around your communist "newspaper's" office and stage a musical protest. We only tell you this so you can arrange to have enough mounted police and barricades to withstand the blind rage of our loyal fan brethren.
Sincerely,
Soft-J
Dusty Knees
Panhandle Slim
*The Spurzz*
The Spurzz are an untraditional country band, blending pure-country melodies, with that of the love of America, Sports, Hunting, Camping, Love-maker, and of course, Lunch. Together, "Dusty Knees, "Panhandle Slim," and "Soft J," create beautiful music using such instrumentation as Organs, guitars, percussion toys, and harmony. Raising their music in Cincinnati, Ohio (near KY mind you), they have produced such love-making songs as, "Intercourse Swamp," "Man Lunch," "He's a Logcabin Log-rider," "Adult Hop-Soc," and 'Man Creeper." You can find the Spurzz, with there jangly, whimsical ways backstage at a Conway Tweedy show, or hangin' out at the local bath house.
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