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tiny e

i buy new clothes so i dont stink

About Me

its all sad but true -& Johnny Horton controls my life- its all done here at www.Straw-Boss.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Edwin Lowe Vardiman, Jr.
Birthday: July 29th
Birthplace: Lousiville
Current Location: Ft. thomas
Eye Color: changes - Green/Gray/Blue
Hair Color: Blondie
Height: 6 foot flat
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dan Post boots
Your Weakness: geeeeeeetars & dogs
Your Fears: bats
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperocini & onions
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: hello?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh no!
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Spain
Pepsi or Coke: Iced Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: my own grill
Single or Group Dates: singles
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: what is it and who's around?
Do you Swear: yepper
Do you Sing: yepper
Do you Shower Daily: no i do not - it takes away your strength and Murray's Pomade
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: when my kids graduate .. I'm been enough already
Do you want to get Married: I plead the 5th and a strong insanity defense.
Do you belive in yourself: I am me
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: - no I am strong
Are you a Health Freak: freak yes - and I eat a lot of fruit
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: ohh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: 6
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yepper
In the past month have you Smoked: yepper
In the past month have you been on Drugs: if you stand on them... they are ruined - so no I stay off of them before i take them
In the past month have you gone on a Date: apparently not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes - last night
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no, I just comb my hair normal like
Ever been Beaten up: no - i float like a butterfly
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Live Fast and Die Young & Leave a Beautiful Memory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Pres. Jimmy Carter - I too have lusted in my heart
What country would you most like to Visit: Californication
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown ...usually
Favourite Hair Color: not my own.. usually
Short or Long Hair: not important
Height: not important
Weight: not important
Best Clothing Style: western - retro
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: I just got a bunch stolen, so its below 500 again
Number of Piercings: 0 - I do have a hangnail and a splinter
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

livin thru the next gig....

I'd like to meet:

- a piano mover & Chuck Berry

Music:

roots, rock, pop, rock-a-billy, honkytonk, zydeco, be-bop, big-band, swing, standards, ska, etc.

Movies:

- last one I watched was the Producers for about the 50th time

Television:

Harvey Birdman - Attorney @ Law

Books:

all cook books - anything about cooking

Heroes:

Harvey Birdman - Attorney @ Law

My Blog

I've never been

so happy about some things and so down about others .. you put them together and you just really dont get a middle ground at all.. Thank you Robert for callin Ava saturday, that meant everyt...
Posted by tiny e on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

my mom used to sing this to me going to bed ..

Its A Sin To Tell A LieWords & Music by Billy Mayhew, 1933Recorded by The Ink Spots, 1956 D7 D+5 Am7 G D+ Cdim G6 6 Be sure it's true when you say I love you D7 G B7 ...
Posted by tiny e on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:40:00 PST

old cd review

I'm just parking this here until I get the straw boss website back under my control .. i   WHAT RU LISTENING 2Ed Vardiman (a.k.a. Tiny E) of Straw BossEd Vardiman1) Dwight Yoakam -- Tomorrow...
Posted by tiny e on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:10:00 PST

I used to get paid..

for doing stuff like this , beleive it or not??.. now I do it cause i don't  sleep hope somebody  gets something out of it.... This song is true even if its winter and you own a '94 pathfi...
Posted by tiny e on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:16:00 PST

WWJCD??

By The Reverend Tex GinsbergWhine Country, Oregon - October 24, 2003We here at the Moynihan Institute speak openly and regularly about the pussification of men in America. It's hard to keep up with al...
Posted by tiny e on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:38:00 PST