i was telling my mom what i'd told jeremy about the computer last night. " i'm going to take it outside and fucking run over it with my car. that's worth fifty-bucks, right? " she just laughed and agreed that it was worth fifty-bucks. of course, jeremy says something like, " jesus christ, sarah, shut-up." which is funny. he insists that benny is going to upgrade all the 1991 software soon so i can actually hear the music on here. and post my blogs so that the title is actually a link on my page. he insisted heatedly the other day as i ranted on the yellow velvet chair in his hot-pink living room. promises aren't necessarily actions, though, so i said, " when? when is he going to fucking fix it?" the word "fucking" was used to give strength to the phrase, not really to convey anger. jeremy knows this, and he goes, " wow, ally mcbeal." and i guffawed out loud because, come on, "ally mcbeal"? i am anything but anorexic. when i'm dead maybe i'll look like her, but i'm pretty sure my skeleton would still be fatter. so, i said," what? " and he said, " i don't know. i was trying to think of some "power woman" and that's all i could come up with." and i said, " yeah. that's the fucking whole problem now, isn't it?" and he said, " shut-up, sarah." i did. because jeremy is my friend. i try not to traumatize him too badly. men seem to have a lower pain threshold. i finished "love in the time of cholera", again. i read it the first time when i was about ten and my father had gifted me a new york times book of the month club subscription. i was a ten-year old girl with half of my room full of breyer model horses and the other half of my room full of book shelves. i was ten when i read "lord of the flies", too. and "the catcher in the rye". are you getting any of this? at ten i wasn't well trained on the structure, the formation of literature formed by someone else formerly. i didn't give a fuck, innocently. i was destined to write poetry. lawlessly. but, of course, the feelings that the words formed in me were there. made by my mind and all the great words. not even god herself can teach a human to feel. you just do. or, you don't. i do. and i cried the first time, too, when i got to the end of the story. i still believe it. and i always will. now let's go pirate a riverboat.
that one.
Dinosaur Jr.,Wynonie Harris,The Queers,Ricky Nye or Vicki Disalle,Big Mama Thornton,Sweet Alice Hoskins,Morphine,Sonic Youth,George Jones, Screaming J,Professor Longhair,The Shins,StrawBoss,The Shams,Johnny Cash,Willie Nelson,The Sonics,Noah Hunt in all his incarnations,Screeching Weasel,All,The Flaming Lips, I love you but I've chosen darkness,Howlin Wolf,Robert Johnson,Bob Dylan,Pink Floyd, Gram Parsons,Nas,Casual,Souls with Mischief,Busy Bee,Capgun Cowboys,Haymaker Jones,Buck Owens,Sleepy LaBeef,Elvis Presley,Glen Glenn,Eddie Cochran,My father,Pure Prairie League,Rip,Rock and Raunch,Big Joe Turner,Jerry Lee Lewis,Modest Mouse,The Kinks,Iggy Pop,G.G. Allin,Spoon,The Greenhornes,The Bachelors,Ritchie and the Students,Ray Charles,Hockey Night,Neva Dinova, Apollo Sunshine,Swearing at Motorists, Pansy Division,The Walkmen, Deerhoof,Tijuana Hercules,Numbers, The Highdials, the Highstrung,the Stills,Grand Buffet,the Flaming Lips,Bette Midler,Vincent Gallo,Bonnie Prince Billy,Jets to Brazil, Kelly Thomas and the Fabulous Pick-ups, the Soledad Brothers, the Hiders, Sohio, Thistle, Are We Lions?, Tugboat, Scouts Honor, Caterpillar Tracks, Thunderpants!, Moth, the Catalog Cowboys, the Christopher Carney band, NLFSD, Jason Dennie, Bay City Rollers, Cat Stevens, Phonograph, Of Montreal, the minni-thins, Radiohead, Leonard Cohen, 500 miles to Memphis, Lovedrug, the Capes, Virgil Shaw, Paleo, Maupa, the Redbirds, Voxtrot, the Redwalls, The Spinns,Tarbox Ramblers,William Elliot Whitmore,Wax Fang,the Professors, Elivis Perkins,Drakkar Sauna,Yakuza Heartattack,the Sundresses,Marking Twain,Balkan Beatbox,Wayne Hancock,the Giraffes,Mute Math, the Black Keys,Get Sweaty and of course, Amber Lee Rocks!!!
Taxi Driver,Mean Streets,Henry and June,Switchblade Sisters,My Own Private Idaho,Crumb,Ghost World,The Grafenberg Spot,Deep Throat,Faster Pussycat,Kill,Kill,Blue Velvet,Some Like it Hot,Fargo,Decline of the Western Civilization,Legend of the Overfiend,any movie with Seka,Strip-O-Rama,Rosemarys Baby,Valley of the Dolls,Welcome to the Dollhouse,Donnie Darko,The Killer,Dune,The Deer Hunter,Debbie Does Dallas,Otaku No Video,The Devil in Miss Jones,Taboo,Last Tango in Paris,Wild at Heart,Car Wash
is bullshit.
Delta of Venus, Tropic of Capricorn,Binky Brown's Last Will and Testament,Geek Love, Ferdinand the Bull, Harry and the Purple Crayon, Jitterbug Perfume, Fear of Flying, Mutant Message from Down Under,The Bachman Books,The Giving Tree, Diary of a Drug Fiend, The Story of O, 100 Days of Sodom, The Hite Report on Male Sexuality,The Holy Bible,The Rum Diaries, Musical Legends,The Hellbound Heart, Cry to Heaven, Middlesex,Your'e a Pussy,Wine,Hashish and Women,The Yellow Wall Paper,Dominant Wives and other stories,The Rapture of Canaan, Bitterroot Landing,Behold a Pale Horse, The Montauk Project,The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, Stranger in a Strange Land, what matters most is how well you walk through the fire, Post Office................ Someone complained because I don't put the authors on here with their books and I am then denying them proper credit. I thought the orgasm they inspired with their words was tribute enough from me? If you want to know the names of the authors, look it up yourself. Am I supposed to do everything for you?
Justin Green Anais Ninn Henry Miller R.Crumb Ken Kesey Jane Russell Mae West Clara Bow Sylvia Plath Hunter S. Thompson Rimbaud Baudelaire Marlene Dietrich My Father My Mother My Sister My Brother my friends basically anyone that is truly honest about who they are, no matter the craziness that surrounds them and is part of them. Live fast,live long and still leave a good looking corpse.