Sundance, or as I like to say, Snowboard-Bender-Can't-Dance-But-Does-Anyway. Guess I can toss 'em here:
Granted, I'm not a pretty drunk.
But I can be devious.
For a time.
Provided I don't collapse.
Ironically, this was the start of the night.
I can be predatory.
But mostly I just space-out.
Bland panarama.
Enablers.
Green Fairies my eye, like mint terpentine
Meet? Why would I wanna meet any of your freaks? Stay the hell off my lawn!
adopt your own virtual pet!
Notice how NO ONE's face is visible, that's talent, that is.
The Band's back together.
Failed save against kitten.
No. If I start this section I'll go on forever. Let's just say I like a lot of different kinda stuff.
Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Buffy, Lost, Heroes, Supernatural, Angel, Deadwood, Nip/Tuck, Cupid, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Mr Show, History Channel, Connections w/James Burke.
Anything by: Robert A. Heinlein, Gene Wolfe, Chuck Palahnuik, Issac Assimov, H. P. Lovecraft, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Heller, Homer, Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, WEB Griffin, etc.
Selections from: Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Harry Turtledove, William Shakespeare, Dante Alighieri, Virgil
Other Names I Like to Drop: Socrates, Aristophanes, John Milton, Sun Tzu, Charles Darwin (belive it or not, I actually read Origin of the Species, *yawn*)
Let's skip the fictional ones. My Dad. My Mom. Chris and Dan. Steve, but not for the reasons that you'd think. Lincoln and Ghandi, Spielberg and Fincher. Wait a sec, I get it. This is a trick entry. You're just trying to make me look like a tool.
Which you did quite well. Touche.