*Constance*

My dream is to appear on and win Jeopardy. I love the first smell of Winter. I’ve been told I have the emotions of a robot. I only do Sudoku puzzles in pen. I am competitive, especially when it comes to board games. I don’t like eating at most chain restaurants. I think good grammar, spelling, and syntax are important. I still giggle when people say “cock,” “beaver,” and “erect.” I can’t stand weak handshakes. I’d drink more if I had the enzymes, but instead I throw up trying. I could eat my own weight in cheese. I hate butterflies, actually I’m deathly afraid of them. And yes, I know it's irrational. I give everyone nicknames. I enjoy a nice Guinness. I am a cornucopia of useless knowledge. I love horizontal stripes even though they don’t look good on me. I think I can do anything myself, but have a soft spot for chivalry. I’m a girly-girl in the traditional sense. I’d like to do a few things before I die: have a non-speaking role in a major blockbuster film, be a mom, and breakdance down the Soul Train line. Any of which are dispensable to learning how to ride a bicycle. I have a weakness for high thread count and down comforters. I’m for indulgence and am a hedonist to the core, although I don’t do nearly enough yoga to compensate.