Xbox 360, DS lite, Movies, Comics, The baby trade, collecting action figures, punching people who refer to themselves as "modern primatives", tattoos and piercings and the like, gadgets, pickin on jerks.
Listing bands that I like is an annoying and tedious process. I hate doing it, I hate when people ask. Metal, Rock, Punk, Thrash, Fruity artsy shit, Stoner Rock, electric six and the cardigans.
Oh, if you've got a shaggy hair cut, guyliner, a white belt and a slayer shirt, we have NOTHING in common. I'm an american, you're a sick asshole.
STAR WARS, Planet of the Apes, Reservoir Dogs, clerks, blue velvet, royal tenebaums, kill bill, oceans 11, kingpin, dumb and dumber, rocky's I, II, IV, and V, punch drunk love, drop dead gorgeous, freddie got fingered, cabin fever, coen bros, team america, 2001, dr. strangelove, slapshot, jesus' son, Big trouble in Little china, Buckaroo Banzai, Stoned Age, the Substitute franchise, and COUNTLESS others.
Mr. Show, arrested development, family guy, News Radio, Cops, Judge Shows, LOST, curb your enthusiasm, Extras, MORAL COURT, Lucky Louie, Metalocalypse, cheaters
Planetary, ultimates, ultimate spider man & x-men, watchmen, rising stars, Irredeemable Ant-man, Cap, Ex Machina, Fables, Desolation Jones, Sin City, Authority, Doc Frankenstien, Last Man, Dark Knight returns (1, not DK2), 100 bullets, JUSTICE, Walking Dead, Wintermen, Hellboy, anything by Millar, B.K.V., Ellis, Strazynsckickikikikiki, or a pre crazy frank miller.
David Cross, Doc Brass, The Amazing Screw On Head, Mr. Fantastic, Hitler (for reshaping germany after ww1, not that OTHER thing), John Hughes, Peter North, Miyamoto, Arthas (also, before that OTHER thing) and the guy who thought of the dirty text message service.
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