I recently discovered the wonder that is chicken-in-a-can. I have a large stack of used CD-RWs that aren't labeled. I treasure photographs of friends and family. I still like to sit in my car while it goes through the carwash. I love a good burger, but could easily eat a veggie burger as well. I guess I'm a flip-flopper. I am currently training for the Sudoku Olympics, which don't exist...yet. I recently realized I have over fifteen decks of playing cards. It seems I have a compulsion that could be problematic. I bought flip-flops, but never wear them because feet are ugly. I make car payments. I should be compensated by Tivo for the amount of word-of-mouth advertising I do for them. I have an emeregency wallet to give a thief who tries to mug me. It's currently sitting on my desk, but there is an intention to fill it with profanities about their mother and use it one day. I spend too much money on myself and would prefer to spend it on someone else. I've had as many knee operations as decades I've been alive. I know it's time to do my laundry when I get down to this one specific pair of underwear. I get drunk surprisingly easily. Apparently, I am an excellent shot. I should have been a sniper. I keep a case of water in my trunk in case I get thirsty. I don't like the fact that the last sentence has the word 'case' written twice. I believe ketchup packets should be at least twice as big. I often practice digging for my keys and opening my house door as quickly as possible to see if I would survive a serial killer chasing me. I never remove the snow from the top of my car because I like the way it looks when I'm driving down 95. I cannot properly remove Cling Wrap from it's rectangular home. I intentionally try out new personal laughing styles but unintentionally always revert back to my default cackle. I maintain 3 seperate piles of dirty clothes that have different levels of stink. It is a sure fire bet I will wear socks with holes in them on the day I need to take my shoes off in front of other people. I can't properly cut my own nails. They always look like the top half of a Stop sign when I'm done.
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