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lauren

I am here for Friends

About Me

I own more pairs of brightly colored tights than superman, or any man, for that matter.Sometimes I run my mouth on Yelp.

My Interests

Web MD. spandex. wasting time. cameltoes. tofu dogs. myself.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can install a breathalyzer on my phone, my keys, and my computer. And if my man Sloth right here can do that (and you know he can), then I am all set.

Movies:

All things with Bill Murray in them. Desperately Seeking Susan.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm. Arrested Development. The first fifteen minutes of Intervention.

Books:

books about the rock and the roll. history books and cookbooks.

My Blog

ball of maps

i just realized. i would really like to own a globe.
Posted by lauren on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:51:00 PST

pan flute!

for the last half hour i have been hearing a pan flute playing somewhere in my house. the beard cant hear the pan flute and it's either in my mind or i have died and this is hell.
Posted by lauren on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:04:00 PST