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The Future of Handsome

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About Me

Brian: My day? Un-freakin' believable. First we nailed this bastard who had the gall to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll--HER DOLL for God's sake! Where's the line anymore? Well, I got news for ya, it's not even on the radar screen! The days of decency and virtue are gone, honey, BAM, freakin' evaporated like a dingy stinkin' mudpuddle. One day you see your reflection in it and the next day it's a, it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway, staring back at you, mocking you, blah blah blah, knowing the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was!
Peter: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

My Interests

Music, chums, working, drinks, cars, books.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't as cool as myself so I can feel big which is basically everyone.

Movies:

Anything involving Kate Beckinsale or Will Ferrell

Television:

Cartoons, Hockey, Football and Lost

Books:

Political/Observationalist, Grishams, Calvin and Hobbes, Lord of the Rings

Heroes:

The 3 Joey's (Ramone, Strummer, Cape) Batman, the dude who made PEZ, and Glenn Danzig who showed even tough jerks can get knocked out in one punch, bitch.