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About Me

-In my life it's always 420 !! nuff said!!! Fuck the b.s. I'm a hiSPanIC usually they think i'm PR sometimes cuban sometimes mexican,d.r.ian,equadorian,panamanian,etc.etc.etc.I'm just showin the youth of el mundo de los ustados unidos the fine arts of Carnivale,SugarLoaf Budz,and La Migra. Simply put i'm just tryin 2 prevent the demise of society through the lack of creativity and/or originality in it's ppl n places... r u catchin the train????why b a broken record????it's all too often that we fall victim to our habits and habitat and get caught up in a cycle of pattern living...which keeps you from actually being able to live. Dont get comfortable in a routine cause in time you'll stop knowing what it's like to think outside the box...er cubicle,van,house,and/or pretty much any other place that confines you from being yourself,this includes ur head....i'm not being critical i'm just being visual,there's always a bigger picture behind the picture ur not even seeing yet. We all need to do our part to ensure that our way of life doesn't get wiped out by our own doings.We are the problem which means we are the solution!!!........O and just so that it's out there I sometimes sleep half naked in the fetal position, slowly rocking back and forth wetting my tighty whiteys...as i'm trying to get the image of Chelsea Handler tongue kissin Star Jones on the Ellen Show with sparkely tassels a swingin!!yick!!....now that's a night terror!!!hell its even a day terror!!!!!!! My fault had ta let that b at one with itself...docs' orders.Whatever happened to the good ol' days when those roughed up boujjy bu femmes just stayed indoors,you know doin house-work or watchin Oprah??(no offense to all ya moo-pies leavin perma-marks on ur couches)......where the fuck is Dr.Phil?while we're on it who the fuck is Dr.Phil?....isn't he Brit's new bodyguard???.Moving on....y'all check your baggage at the door mutha fucka!!!!as proclaimed by "Luv Haterz Inc."!!!!....find out y at blah blah blah... Being tropical i'm hot blooded,tan,and perfectly proportioned...aren't all latinos?? and without question miss the beaches n lettin the day go by...ahh memories *sigh* i've always loved travelin,still do...alwayz lookin for a change of pace or at least scenery nang nang!!.There isnt much else to tell other than i can get along with almost anybody....unless you got issues like my own(then may god have mercy on u). i'm good at bein perspective in the third person????. N i can see right thru u,just by lookin into ur I'z(u know what i'm talkin about if you do n if you dont it's yo ass mister postman).i got a lil bit of everything and a lot of nuthin....or is it visa-versa which is versa-visa???unmindfuckingly real...it's pretty cut -n- dry,well never dry.........if it was all so simple it'd be too easy. ~Reality is merely a conscious interpretation of what surrounds you~ if you can understand that than good for you,your a step ahead of the rest...n 4 the record ppl give me da sckrimpz!!!!....Well as they like 2 say up in the south side §DONT GET GRODDY!!!!!!§ -Keep Forest Fires Burnin!!!-- ..

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My Interests



..3This is an official certifried message for all ya gustapos doin the jet set....takin appoinments for anyone lookin to get inked out...burn a message back at me if yer interested Bbbrrattt!!!!.. I'm into film,dutches,420,counterculture,deviants,miscriants,liberals ,free thinkers,free masons,free dom,conspiracies,sex,lies,and videotape,illegal searches and seizures(when i'm in charge),grafitti,gambling,reno,opiates,bartending for AA meetings,complications,hammocks,vandalism,chaos theory,natural selection,truth,lefties,righties,space,=cakes,gray areas,rubber chicken chokers,reckless endangerment,summall(between summer and fall),poisoning mass media,terminal velocity,classics,dry heaves,night terrors,mirages,deja-vu,off-wall banter,explicit content,necromancy,bonding,secretly putting subliminal messages onto cd's i give to friends,practical&impractical jokes,etc,etc,etc,and being one of the few who knows the meaning of life,and music since i'm working on being a known director/video producer.I'm also stuck on comedy ,I love&respect Stand Up routines.... when the material's on fire cause that shit ain't easy!!trust! i'm workin on it tho! N Getting lit up and laughin at snow screens on the t.v. while gettin party style sick most months......oh yeah watching & playing Futbol....Goooooooaaaaaallllll!!!!!!!!!! Did I forget passin out SHITfaced at night cause I cant wait to see where I'm waking up in the morning. N gettin Tatts from the illest of ills big shout outs to:Labor Of Love,Valle's Tattoo,Brass City Tats,an Physical Graffiti except no substitutes snitches!!...that covers everything i can think of and some shit i didnt even know i knew. Romp Da Stuccy!!.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone,cause everyone really fuckin sux!!!!the following ____ can Kick Rocks!!!!:Bush and any of his mindless ass puppets,those damn government watchdogs jockin my marble pouch,and all the stupid ppl that breathe my air.This hate is for all those pricks who said i would never ever be shit or have shit. Everyone else is kool wit me.Cut that check!!!!

Music:

Hip-Hop,R&B stuff like that, I like some Jazz, Reggae an i'am open to a few other things pretty much anything that doesn't sound like straight shit(that means NO country).I can give a broad break down:The Wu,BlackStar,Black Moon,Pap,R.A.,Brand Nubian,Def Squad,The Tribe,New Skool,Miles Davis,Charlie Byrd,Count Basie,Dizzie,Ella Fitzgerald,Nat Cole,Duke Ellington,Frankie Lymon,David Brubek,Led Zepplin,The Who,Pink Floyd,Four Tops,Stevie Ray Vaughn,Frank Zappa,P-Funk,Jimmy Hendrix,Bob Marley,Buju Banton,Lady Saw,Bushman,Gilberto Gil,Caetano Veloso,Etc Etc Etc.......... ..

Movies:

.. Anything made well that had a good ending, the worst thing you can do is fuck up the ending to a good movie...As for the ones I like I can't even list em all.If I laugh so hard I catch a mini hershey squirt its a Keeper!, If I leave the megaplex half way thru wanting to kill myself(happens alot) then...ehh.

Television:

Great sitcoms stand alone.I mean you cant forget shows like.........like..........CHEECH-n-CHONG!!!....................................................... Hey I fuckin tried ok...gimme a break....... shit!

Books:

Gore Vidal K.Vonnegut R.I.P.

Heroes:

Anyone who takes a stand.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 62%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Orderliness |||||| 22%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Humanitarian |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Family drive |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| %
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Honor |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Thriftiness |||||||||||||| 56% Run This Test Skrankz!!
by Beni Blanco

My Blog

Are You Serious....

...i Think they shattered it!!!!My Sanity that is...I dont think i can take much more...for real this time...like how crazy can insane get???Lets start with this job i was hired for just b4 i found my...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:40:00 PST

Comin outta the woodwork

What's happening, is it the change in season?????something in the water????? I dont get it!! where do all these wierd ass wack-o-nuts come from!!!So tell me if this one sounds a lil odd to you, i'm d...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

Cant Stop,Wont Stop....

Gotta keep it movin!!!...my bad had that in my head,dont ask.Yea so i figured out what aint never gonna stop in my life.That is running into the most "interesting" people you could imagine.And by inte...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Man Law Vol.2

1)We'll start with the basics....Never under any circumstances is it justifiable for one man to acknowledge anothers' package and/or other worldly assets!-unless said males are undercoverbotherlovers ...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Gettin called out.....5 hidden truths.

Yeah so i have my good friend Dare to thank for tagging me.....as it goes i have to give up 5 secrets that no one knows about me.i cant give her enough credit for this one, so here we &nbs...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:50:00 PST

Waves Crashing...

Here we go again....does this net bullshit ever stop.I have almost given up on this whole blog shit already.People please get over your selves.You have groups crying about their civil liberties being ...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:24:00 PST

Don'tcha love it when......

You got to the store to get something...you grab it get up to the register and hand the cashier the money....wait for him/her to push the little butttons then *ping* register pops open and then they h...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Dont ya hate it when...

You're sitting in the living room watching a new release with the rents talking about the off the hook action sequence that just happened when suddenly that music comes on you know the SlOW songs, an ...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

Man Law......Vol.1

1) If a food item falls on the floor regardless of said floors’ condition the 30 sec. law is in effect. Now if said floor happens to be fairly--extremely clean then the double up rule is in...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

The Worst Thing You Can Say to......

A Fat Chick:"Congratulations you're showing, how far along are you?A Pilot:"The flight's delayed, lets go back to the bar."A Pedophile:"Do you babysit?"A Fast Food Worker:"This isn't what I ...
Posted by ¤ That ƒ. ∀. β. ¤ on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST