My Daddy, R. Kelly to ask him where to find girls to piss on (too funny )...Bob Barker, Latoya Jackson, Isiah Thomas the greatest point guard ever, T.I. cause he a King and I just wanna be a Jesture in his court....Nicole Richie to tell her to eat something...Mike ?, pick one Tyson, Jordan , Jackson, well I take back Mike Jordan and put in Mike Epps...Nick Cannon cause he hilarious...And my secret girlfriend from 3rd grade Kiesha you know I still love you girl....And a midget with long arms....identical twin fat chicks with matching stretch marks........