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Josh

i won't date a girl who poops. end of story!

About Me

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cut up of george saunders

there she goes, sexy
hanging on the meathook kept
in their clubhouse.

the pickled range in full term,
float in green with black. dr
cardilla, stillborn, closely fits a flat
chinese in his milk truck. how i
remember. good money. good money doing.
i witnessed that chinese -- one leg,
fists, cut lilacs.

a nice boy danced, no more the
fool, brought cookies shaped like
stillborn babies. one leg, hands.
next morning he was no more. fool.
his children cut cookies
into their hands.

i gave them vomit.

My Interests

theatre, writing, reading, dancing

I'd like to meet:

the perfect sandwich

Music:

FERGIE FERGIE FERGIE

Movies:

oh, jeez, i like a lot of 'em

Television:

god of war

Books:

no time to read. time to write!

Heroes:

my dad and my mom!

My Blog

these are better than that play i wrote

Seriously.  I'm sorta jealous.FEAR OF GIRLS! ep1 FEAR OF GIRLS! ep2 the second episode is even about female gamers.  it's so muuch better than meeeeee!...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

COAT: THE AFTERMATH

(apologies for those of you who have seen this post in a million other places)so i bought a coat:please allow me to apologize for the following:1. blurriness2. gratuitous shot of our toilet3. my hair4...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

coats, and the buying of them

It's too bad they don't have a "coats" category ... just Fashion.  Oh well.So I got a bit of financial aid early and I'm looking for a new coat.  I want it to be quality so I'm not afraid of...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:13:00 PST

best of music 2007!

Okay, so here's my list for the top ten albums of 2007.  This seems to have been the year of male-fronted bands, whereas last year I all about the ladies.  Oh well, I guess that's how it wor...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:01:00 PST

funeral (more poetry, bitches)

I wrote this while eating at Pizza Hut today.  I'm surprised at how well it turned out.funeral a table littered withparaphenalia andphotos too strongto be viewed; a pictureworth one word.these l...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:55:00 PST

josh reviews some movies!

I saw a few movies over the break, and I will review them for you.1. Bad Santa.  This movie was surprisingly awesome.  It was funny and heartfelt at the same time, and Billy Bob Thornton doe...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:41:00 PST

cutest thing EVER

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Posted by Josh on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:49:00 PST

to those of you who might care

i wrote a lot of those sonnets, and have subsequently put them here:five-syllable sonnetsyou should try writing some!  it's fun....
Posted by Josh on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:16:00 PST

sorry, its all i do anymore

XIin the autumn, wespend hours amongthe leaves, and naturepulls us into itsever-changing grasp.we leap in piles. iwrap you in my arms.we kiss. we hold hands.this touch, fingers onfingers, palm to palm...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:12:00 PST

more five-syllable sonnets

..>Vguitar strings twang whenthey break. a thin pieceof metal flies atbreakneck speeds toward yourhead, your eyes, threaten-ing to slice your brainin two. from such abeautiful piece ofmachinery comest...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:44:00 PST