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Chef Ngoc

The Pastry Nazi

About Me

360 g of Sugar 843 g of Love 1357 g of PassionCombine all ingredients. Bake at 980 degrees and serve immediately.[LOVEMYFLASH]
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My Interests

The way sand feels between my big toe. Bowling furiously. Wii golf. Roadtrips to Austin. Making mysteriously delicious baked goods.

I'd like to meet:

The big guys in the sky, my doppleganger, the lochness monster, the guy who invented nachos, chewbacca, and really passionate people...View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Gypsy rock, accordions, mariachi with extra maracas, yodeling, the occasional Grateful Dead, and 70's disco.

Movies:

Indie movies about life. Movies about deceased rock stars, movies about food, movies about falling in love and getting screwed over, movies about the end of the world, british zombie movies, grindhouse trailers, old 80's and early 90's movies, 3d adult film comedies, the whole lot!

Television:

Adult Swim, Food Network (when it's good), Travel Channel, Scrubs, Iron Chef, the boys make me watch Speed Channel, the usual.

Books:

Besides the latest cookbooks?... really old-smelly-stained cookbooks. Whatever's-by-the-Toilet Literature.

Heroes:

Adria for bitch slapping the World with his genius. Anyone who has gone through life's ultimate challenge. Sugar, for being so sweet. My knees for not blowing out yet after so many years standing. Anyone who has a child or children and fucking loves them with all their heart. The guy who crawled out of an ice ditch by cutting his leg off. Matt Damon for being so gay. My dogs for loving me so. My Parents and family.

My Blog

Do you believe in signs?

When your car runs out of gas... what is god telling you?
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:55:00 PST

Do you believe in signs?

When your car runs out of gas... what is god telling you?
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:53:00 PST

The snow makes my heart feel fuzzy...

As I stepped off the train to school both yesterday and today, I noticed something beautiful falling all around me.  Snowflakes...  Something about this cold weather makes my heart and my he...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:51:00 PST

1+3+2= 6 months of reality

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my sobriety.  There is only one earthly person that I need to thank for the strength, support, and faith he has given me.  He's gone six months without a...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:32:00 PST

Spanxgiving....

--> -->This holiday season, I am very spankful for all the things I have experienced.  We've all had quite a year.  In fact, this year was the most tumultuous of all.  Like a roller co...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:41:00 PST

60 days, 6 years, a plane, and booze...

Today marks 60 days of sobriety for me.  So, two months of not drinking feels like two years.  Even though today I feel like celebrating a selfish cause... I have much more to be grateful fo...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:32:00 PST

The heat is on...

I've been given my assignment for school.  The dining service region I have to cook for is South American.  I'm doing three yeast risen doughs (i.e. breads) and four desserts.  Aye...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

The cards dont lie...

  The Ten of Swords card suggests that my power today lies in acceptance. It's over and done in no uncertain terms. I recognize, surrender to or accept the finality of the truth or consequences i...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

30 days and 30 nights...

Monday marked 30 days of sobriety. 30 days ago I promised myself to never hurt those in my life, 30 days I have committed to a future and not a past, 30 days I realized that my problems are much ...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:47:00 PST

The cycle begins...

Today I start a new day, reaching out, taking in, releasing the death grip I have on my tendancies toward abusing the painful accessories in life. After giving up liquid self-destruction, I've come to...
Posted by Chef Ngoc on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:17:00 PST