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Bunsby

Is this a time for airy persiflage?

About Me

This Sunday! See the bloodiest production this side of Titus Andronicus!

The Colony Theatre - 555 N. Third St. Burbank, CA

My name is John Wellington Wells,
I'm a dealer in magic and spells,
In blessings and curses
And ever-filled purses,
In prophecies, witches, and knells.

I come from a long line of Howards; a proud family history. My grandfather was an Andalusian horse trainer. He broke the spirit of El Caballo de la Sangre, The Horse of Blood, the most feared wild stallion heretofore known. My uncle, who raised me, strangled Hitler. The lineage of the Howards can be traced all the way back to Temujin, or Gengis Khan, who conquered all of Europe and Asia nearly a millennium ago, William, Duke of Normandy, the first king of England, and Caesar Augustus, the founder of the Roman Empire. Queen Victoria was my nanny. Queen Elizabeth taught me arithmetic.

THE SPENCER HOWARD SHOW!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Clooney's evil twin brother.

My Blog

Parody of a parody

Hey. Hey! Who wants to see a parody... of a parody? That's right, we're getting all existentialist over here at Parody HQ in beautiful downtown Pismo Beach. We are parodying Musical of Musicals: The M...
Posted by Bunsby on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

Season Four is complete!

The thrilling conclusion to Cady's sudden reappearance! What wacky group will Horatio join next? Will Lester's espionage grant him access to the innermost sanctums of secrecy? Will Sharon and Carol b...
Posted by Bunsby on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

New Episode of The Spencer Howard Show

Good afternoon, sportsfans. Episode 410, also known as "Interrogation", is now online and ready for download and/or viewing. Presumably in that order, but you never know. Click here and then click on ...
Posted by Bunsby on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

The Spencer Howard Show

I don't know if you knew, but I have a fake talk show on my website. It's called, funnily enough, The Spencer Howard Show. Imagine "The Larry Sanders Show" with a lot of dream sequences. The show i...
Posted by Bunsby on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:25:00 PST

How I Have Been Disadvantaged Because of My Detachable Facial Features

The Invasion of Russia Napoleon Bonaparte nearly had me shot by firing squad when my eyebrows slipped off as he walked by. "Les troupes ne perdront pas leurs sourcils en presence de l'empereur" was th...
Posted by Bunsby on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:36:00 PST

Spencer tries to be funny; doesn't work

I was in my History of the World's Great Religions class (hooray for IGETC!) and we, as per usual with the second meeting of a three-unit class, were continuing with the overview of the course. The pr...
Posted by Bunsby on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:08:00 PST

Awful sketch

Hello. I wrote an awful sketch awhile ago. It's called "Eighteenth Birthday". Enjoy. LARRY enters. His friends SARA, JEFF, CHERYL, OCTAVIAN, and FRED (holing a gift) scream:ALL: Happy birthday, L...
Posted by Bunsby on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:14:00 PST

You're no fun anymore.

It's been nigh on a year since I got this MySpace account and I've really only been using it ten days or so. I began MySpacing in earnest a little over a week ago and I have lost all enthusiasm for it...
Posted by Bunsby on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:01:00 PST

Trousers

Well, hello there, little toaster child.I understand you've been experiencing some hallucinations, sir.Some rather nasty beetles, yes?That'll be your brain pocket, sir.Playing tricks on one.But we can...
Posted by Bunsby on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:45:00 PST