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Lance Uppercut

If I can see past your affliction, why can't you see past mine? Why do you care what people might sa

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Go check out MY VIDEO's for a good laugh. More to go up when I actually get some time...

My Interests

Theater is my life (Both Technical and Performance). I love music and my iPod is my greatest companion. Movies Midnight Screenings. Some TV (24, LOST, Prison Break, Simpsons, Family Guy). Hanging out with friends. Airsoft Wars (BB's instead of Paintball. Hurts like hell yet is so much fun!) My Apple Powerbook G4. PS2. Laying on the floor of an elevator to make people think I was mugged. Have screaming tangents/fake break-ups with friends in public places. Road Trips with no destination. Reading suspense novels from Dan Brown and Michael Crichton. I used to Salsa and swing dance, but I don't have time to do that anymore. I also occasionally perform with the technical crew of my theatre and we do one act parodies of the shows. You can view my shows in the video section or at http://sdhenterprises.com/films/index.htm. This is the most recent show I participated in:

I'd like to meet:

Jean Valjean. He's my homeslice. Jack Bauer, the late David Palmer, Tony Almeida and Michelle Dessler.

My Peeps
I have Lots of Enemy's!

Stacy

Eric

Kay to the Nahm

Spencer Howard, Talk Show Host Extraordinaire

Ramzy

Kathryn

Sergio

Vanessa

Joey

Indi Bindi

Amy

Nolan

Molly-Kins

Adriana

Michael

Yo Mama!

Pinky

Heidi

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Music:

My iPod is filled with some really random stuff. I'm a big classic rock fan. Some new stuff is alright. I like John Williams!!!Also, being a theatre geek, I can't get enough of these: The Wiz, The Producers, Fiddler On the Roof, Avenue Q, West Side Story, Miss Saigon

Movies:

Kill Bill v.1/v.2, etc. Anything done by Spielberg, Cameron, Scott, Copolla, Burton is on my good list. Big fan of action, comedy, horror. Bad movies include: Jurassic Park III, Ocean's 12, films with John Malcovich, etc. I also really like incredibly bad movies that I can laugh at, such as: Dungeons & Dragons.

Television:

Best show on television: "24" Runner Up: "Lost" No Longer On, But Still Good: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Started Good, But Ended Bad: "Angel," "The X Files." Comedy: The Simpsons, Reno 911, Family Guy, Drawn Together, Invader Zim. Waste of Time: Reality TV shows that deal with dating, marrying strangers, surgery, etc.

Books:

DAN BROWN BOOKS!!!! Best book ever that people need to read (before Da Vinci Code): Angels and Demons. It's sequel: Da Vinci Code. Michael Crichton books. Harry Potter series. Lemony Snickets Series of Unfortunate Events. The Bunny Suicides + Return of the Bunny Suicides

Heroes:

Jack Bauer and the rest of the 24 Team, Inspector Gadget, Steven Tyler, the late and great Freddie Mercury, Claude-Michel Schönberg, Cameron Makintosh, and various personal clones that do my bidding

My Blog

My Summer Extraveganza

Earlier today I was complaining that I didnt have any work and no one was hiring me... Now all of a sudden stage managers have been contacting me, and I have 2 jobs, one at the Colony Theatre, and one...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:58:00 PST

Life's Pleasant Turn

I don't know where it's come from, but in the last few days I've been swept off my feet by a sudden overwhelming optimism and happiness that I havent felt since last year. It feels like everything is ...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:39:00 PST

R.I.P. My Friends of 24

Last night, one of my closest friends was murdered. Tony Almeida, whom has been on 24 since the very beginning, was killed by Henderson, Jack Bauers former mentor. He was the greatest ally Jack ever h...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:24:00 PST

Memoirs of Mustard

Okay this intro in new. This is a short story I wrote for my Modernism class. HOLD UP, it's not a boring essay. Rather it's a comical fake autobiography of a fictional character. Yes, it is an auto bi...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:22:00 PST

Watch my shows online!

I have three shows that are now online at sdhenterprises.com. All three shows are parodies of the last three Colony Theatre Productions. You can see our lengthy shows at http://sdhenterprises.com/film...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Right/You're Wrong: Volume IV

I'm Right/You're Wrong: Volume IV Historians have always spoken their version of the great American History. But unfortunately, they have always been poorly mistaken. I know the true origins of o...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Right/You're Wrong: Volume III

In this issue of I'm Riht/You're Wrong, I will discuss an important topic that will change the very way that you look at the sky... There is a common misconception that the sky is blue. This is...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE WIZ UPDATE!

THE MAIN SET IS COMPLETE! WOOO! We finished set construction today, and all that is left is dressing and painting. Main set, the house, Evillene's throne, wiz elevator, scarecrow pole, are all done! H...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Right/You're Wrong: Volume II

I'm Right/You're Wrong Volume II After consulting with the powers that be, I have concluded that Holland is not a country. What is believed to be a country in Europe, is none other than an...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Right/You're Wrong: Volume I

I'm Right/You're Wrong: Volume I The purpose of this research blog is to proove to all of you uncultured fools that the world is infact, flat. After carefull analysis and hours upon hours o...
Posted by The 4th Son of Big Boss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST