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jack and oscar have a fight

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About Me

Awrite chums, how's it goin? My names Barry and I stay in the mighty hallglen..........A good nite out, ABC in glasgow. A good pie......the Gardners. What's there to say I didnae stick in at school so now iwork in tsc, lesson in their for all u kids, no for much longer though as I intend to go into the police, the busies, the fuzz, the rozzers. Like hanging oot wi the lads, goin sledgin an sitten bare arse in the snow, spend most of ma time working, listening to music (everyone go out and buy louis XIV album its 'mazin) or playing the mighty pro ev. Gonna make sure to go out in glasgow more often as its muchos better than falkirk. If you have not yet read the time waster letters by robin cooper go down tae virgin and buy a copy ye'll piss yerself. Parmaynu, the ping pong bat says: "whether you are a professional, semi-pro or amateur, you can always rely on one organisation: the NFBU - the national federation of bus users. I should know I'm an expert!!!!"

My Interests

Music, going out, football, rangers, playing guitar, hanging oot wi ma pals the usual

I'd like to meet:

Parmaynu the ping pong bat, Bill Murray, the guys who played spinal tap. Also the man who wrote the classic rocky training montage song :"hearts on fire" - John cafferty

Music:

The dillinger escape plan, louis XIV (could be the best band ever), scarlet, idiot pilot, panicatthedisco, willy mason, norma jean, converge, ryan adams, every time I die, we are scientists, artic monkeys, hard fi, kanye west, gay for johnny depp, ordinary boys, beecher, humanfly, kasabian, thirteen senses, oasis, the esoteric, and you will know us by the trail of dead, m83,brand new, eden maine, damien rice, del amitri godspeed you black emporer, isis, cult of luna, between the buried and me, david bowie, maximo park, the chariot, the ataris, american hi fi, bright eyes, supertramp, the dissociatives

Movies:

Batman begins, heat, office space, football factory, green street, dig, rouge trader, a bronx tale, american psyco, the rules of attraction, lotr trilogy, layer cake, the nightmare before christmas, 28 days later, carlitos way,bourne identity and supremecy, lord of war, raging bull, all of the rocky films - favourite being rocky 4, mainly cause of the utterly class music in it, it makes me want to run up a hill in russia, grow a beard and beat up a blond flat topped russian. The worst being rocky 5 however it does feature a street fight with real life boxer Tommy "the machine" Gunn and his curly mullet.

Television:

Life on mars (greatest fuckin program ever), My name is earl, topgear, scrubs, hollyoaks, the simpsons,the office,brass eye, south park, family guy, deal or no deal, i'm alan partridge,match of the day, sky sports news n the like

Books:

Anything by alex garland or dan brown. Harry potter books are class.

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