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milk was a bad choice

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About Me



WEEPA! I'm sounder than Bill Murray. Other than the everyday laughs and ongoings of life, I'm mainly into football, music, watchin gid TV and films, and making my girlfriend the happiest girl in the world, eh? My pals are grand. I'm quite fussy and like to have things just how I want them or I feel out of synch with what's going on and then it all goes downhill from there. I appreciate the small things in life but am happy to accept the big things (no knobs). I'm halfway through my 3rd year of studying Criminology at Glasgow Cally uni and I'm largely interested in psychology throughout the end of the programme. I also work part-time in my local Asda in its photoshop. Farewell my Shelle though! I'm the best hing around!

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My Interests

Pals
Music
Football
Films
TV
Getting pished and dancing
PS2 nights with the lads

I'd like to meet:

A wee cat wi a big massive face and paws the size of bricks!

Music:

Aereogramme
And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
Beloved
Between The Buried & Me
Bloc Party
Blood Brothers
Botch
Breather Resist
the Chariot
Coalesce
Converge
Daughters
Dillinger Escape Plan
Doves
Ed Gein
Every Time I Die
Fear Before the March of Flames
Fields
Gay For Johnny Depp
the Ghost of a Thousand
the Handshake Murders
Hope Conspiracy
Hush the Many
Idiot Pilot
the Jonbenét
Keane
Kings of Leon
Louis XIV
Scarlet
the Smackdown
Spitfire
Trencher
Vaux
Willy Mason

Movies:

Airplane
Ace Ventura
American Beauty
Anchorman
Back To The Future
Carlito's Way
Con Air
Confetti
Constantine
Crash
Devil's Rejects
Elf
E.T.
Fight Club
40 Year Old Virgin
Gangs of New York
Happy Gilmore
the Hills Have Eyes
Home Alone
Hot Fuzz
House of 1000 Corpses
Naked Gun
Napolean Dynamite
National Treasure
Ocean's Eleven
Pulp Fiction
Red Dragon
Seven
Sin City
Star Wars
Starsky & Hutch
the Truman Show
28 Days Later
the Untouchables
Wedding Crashers
Wonderland

Television:

8 Simple Rules
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Diagnosis Murder
Family Guy
Hollyoaks
Life on Mars
Neighbours
the Office
One Foot in the Grave
Only Fools & Horses
Phoenix Nights
the Royle Family
Scrubs
the Simpsons
Still Game

Books:

'The Timewaster Letters' by Robin Cooper
'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk
'The Da Vinci Code' by Dan Brown
'The Coma' by Alex Garland

Heroes:


Barry Van Dyke is the second son of legendary entertainer, Dick Van Dyke. He has one older brother, Christian, and two younger sisters, Stacy and Carrie Beth.
Barry's TV debut was as Florian, a violin-toting nine-year-old in "The Talented Neighborhood" episode of the classic Dick Van Dyke show. He worked behind the scenes on subsequent ventures of his father's and has co-starred with him in two series - The Van Dyke Show, and Diagnosis Murder.Barry's other television work includes Galactica 1980; Airwolf (4th season); Gun Shy; Mr. Mom; and The Redd Foxx Show, as well as numerous guest appearances. His films include Foxfire Light; It Happened at Lakewood Manor (aka ANTS!); and Casino (1980). Barry met his wife, Mary when they were both 16 and he was working as a ticket-taker at a neighborhood movie theatre. Seven years later they were married. They have four children, Carey, Shane, Wes and Taryn. Carey and Shane have guest-starred with their Dad and Grandpa in scripts written by Barry on Diagnosis Murder.
Barry is an avid motorcyclist with special enthusiasm for dirt bikes. He has participated in protest rides to preserve the rights of motorcyclists to fair use of public lands. He also loves to surf and once rescued a drowning person from the ocean off Baja.
As a prominent individual on all levels, Barry has most notably brought a strong presence to most of the films and television series he has been in. He has always been a noticeable character with a bold part. He's a Van Dyke and his name is Barry. He is... Barry Van Dyke.

My Blog

T In The Park

Aye, I'm going. Are you? So's Martin, Shelle, Stevie T and so on. We will have our own wee tent community which will involve wedgies and stuff.  Actually naw cos I'll run out of pants.  Then...
Posted by milk was a bad choice on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST

Edinburgh on Saturday

Unlike our Glasgow outing, more people showed up.  Yours truly and Martin Swan Esquire went down through the woods drinking a few ciders on the way to The Goose for JT's (John Turn...
Posted by milk was a bad choice on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

Mark's Empty

Mark's maw n paw are away in Berwickland and the opportunity arose for some of us to head on over to the party joint.  Martin and I turned up about half 10 after an easy shift at work, with beers...
Posted by milk was a bad choice on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST

Glasgow on Saturday

This was it, the big night, the bambino lads' night following Martin's birthday the night before.  There was going to at least 5 if not 10 of us heading through to the big city for drinking, laug...
Posted by milk was a bad choice on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST

Martin's 21st

Happy birthday to the Martin pal!  Every cunt (i.e. loved ones and friends, same thing) came out for the big bash at the Masonic Hall where ye get black-balled and whipped naked by old fairies wi...
Posted by milk was a bad choice on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:28:00 PST