neillyb

I was born and raised in a playground where I spent most of my days or something like that. I wasn't really, I was just quoting Fresh Prince because he's got some style, that black chap. Hitch I think his name is. Anyway, I never said I'd make a myspace because it's full of fucking tossers with shit haircuts and listen to music involving people that are angry at their parents and such, until the realisation that hypocrisy was rife within my clouded, judgmental thoughts slapped me across the face like an abusive husband having an encounter with his wife who, by the way, just will not fucking listen. I like to pretend that I can ride a bike but that's not fooling anyone anywhere to be honest.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: NeillyB
Birthday: 6th January, 1987
Birthplace: Falkirk
Current Location: Throne
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: I don't actually know
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Gypsies and mass-murderers
The Shoes You Wore Today: A stealthy mixture of DC's and Etnies
Your Weakness: Limp wrist. Poor purchase on most items.
Your Fears: Can't say I like spiders and heights much
Your Perfect Pizza: The Texan BBQ from Jonnymoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Land a 360 and discover the perfect shampoo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "LAFFO" or some variant of degrading the Jewish contingency
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have an erection
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyebrows are fucking perfect
Your Bedtime: Depends on what I'm doing the next day
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't understand this question. Next please
Pepsi or Coke: Diet cock (I'm straight though)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, give me a fucking Tiger
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: All the cocking time
Do you Sing: If I'm in the mood then I'll belt out a few notes, aye
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, often twice / three times in one day because I am a sewer
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: I've been and it was fucking shit
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but only to abuse the future child benefits
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, it's my *magnetive* personality. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I'm becoming more conscious of my general wellbeing as of late
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: I lack the patience to learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Excessively
In the past month have you Smoked: I have not
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, alcohol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes! (Exclamation mark punctuates one's surprise at stated fact)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A Mall? Fuck you, Yank
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fucking Yank, dammit I told you to piss off
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I have scoffed a fucktonne of seafood
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah I had a shower a few hours ago
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I mugged an old lady for half a packet of Polos and some spare change that amounted to £2.87
Ever been Drunk: Christ aye
Ever been called a Tease: I think so...
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah my brother booted the shit out of me
Ever Shoplifted: Aye, I'll admit my felonies on a public internet site, good idea
How do you want to Die: Like those people that died in the big inflatable art exhibit. L O FUCKING L
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still up for a laugh
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Not fussed actually
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Again, not fussed
Weight: No fatties please
Best Clothing Style: Something with a bit of OOMPH
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Forty seven thousand five hundred and twelve... and a third
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