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JC

About Me


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My name's Calum, everyone calls me JC though. I'm currently on the final few weeks of my year out, of which I did heehaw apart from travel completely around the world. Starting back into 3rd year at Cali doing Multimedia Technology I'm staff at Scotland's largest and best LAN party. So head on over to www.gumpcom.com and check it out. Oh aye Gumpcom recently broke the 100+ LAN mark which at last count makes us the 5th largest in the UK the biggest being the i LAN parties.I try to listen more than I talk, people seem to regard me as some sort of Agony Uncle but I actually quite like it! :P I'm about as stubborn as it gets if I think I'm right. I never thought I'd say this but I love my art...I'm not talking about canvas paintings and men with funny accents. I'm talking about graphical design, I love just pootering about in Photoshop and seeing what I can make. I also like writing short stories and doing anything extreme/slightly crazy (The number of stitches I've had proves this)Right, I'm lazy if you want to know more about me you know where the add button is! :p
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Calum "JC" Renton
Birthday: 24/04/86
Birthplace: Falkirk Royal
Current Location: Sat wrapped in my bed covers infront of my PC
Eye Color: I don't know, I can't see them...But blue I think.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: Roughly six foot six...Good thing I'm not scared of heights
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends, sometimes I lie on my right one, until it goes numb and then I....
Your Heritage: Who gives a flying fuck?
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC Spectre IIs
Your Weakness: Giving up too easily
Your Fears: I don't really have any...
Your Perfect Pizza: Anyone if it comes with you
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get myself back into shape, get back into a Martial Art and get back on the Scotland Team.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: TBH or BTW.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that a gun in my bed or am I just pleased to see myself.
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno, I don't have many.
Your Bedtime: College Nights = 12-2am. Holidays = 4+
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember, I've forgotten.
Pepsi or Coke: Irn-Bru
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: First day should be single, after that. I'm up for anything! :D
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the fuck?! Get some real drinks on the list.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea is for pros.
Do you Smoke: Only after sex...
Do you Swear: I'm Scottish, so aye.
Do you Sing: Usually
Do you Shower Daily: Hell yeah, that's where I'm away too after this.
Have you Been in Love: Ayep.
Do you want to go to College: Haha aye, I had to drop out of Edinburgh Uni and a BSc in Biology to get there though. So it's not been easy.
Do you want to get Married: Depends if I meet a tall leggie stunner who's head of a Multi-National Corporation.
Do you belive in yourself: No really, no.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Naw unless it's on a playpark roundabout
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments, but no really.
Are you a Health Freak: Getting back into it. But the now, naw.
Do you get along with your Parents: Aye, they're cool.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em, they're well cool.
Do you play an Instrument: Only my organ. ;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ja
In the past month have you Smoked: Uhuh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep, she knows who she is! =D
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ayee
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yip
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yesh, but it was at GL14
In the past month have you been Dumped: Noes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: That would be telling.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nup
Ever been Drunk: Haha, hell yeah. Been almost dragged to hospital a few times because of it. :D
Ever been called a Tease: Haha, aye.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, until I grew bigger than most of the folk doing it and got myself into Martial Arts! :)
Ever Shoplifted: Never
How do you want to Die: I can't die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dragon!
What country would you most like to Visit: Oz or Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black/Blonde...I'm no fussy! :D
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Smaller than me, because anyone bigger would just be plain scary.
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Alternative
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've only ever tried cheeba
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Tempted to get the Gumpcom Aquilla on my shoulder.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Quite a lot, but that's a story for another day...Now stop reading this and get outside and play in the sun! :)
Scottish LAN Parties - or - Gumpcom LANS, we pwn j00

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Doctor Tran! :DSanta Claus and The Easter Bunny, but someone said they weren't real. I'd love to meet this pair if they were actually like this.I've met these guys, they were amazing! :DOh and finally, this is the last video..I promise :P The Yoshida Brothers for being cool as fuck :D

My Blog

Yay, I’m Offski.

Well that's me just getting ready to head off around the world. Got Bobbles 'Rents comin' around to get me in an hour or so, then it's off to the airport and then onto Singapore, Oz and then the US. w...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:00:00 GMT

Fuck Aye

I reckon it’s safe to say that I’ve had a proper awesome week. I’m in a damned good mood, I honestly feel like I’m able to take on anything and there’s heehaw anyone can ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:47:00 GMT

Lost The JC Spark.

Bah I don't know what the hell is up with me. It's only happened since the weekend, but it's a pain in the arse. It just seems like I've lost my mojo or my spark or whatever you want to call it and ye...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:12:00 GMT

Meh Just One Of Those Days.

Meh, just woke up today in a foul mood. Don't know what's up, but it's the first time in ages I've felt down. It's total keech man, don't want to say or do anything today. I reckon it's probably a day...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:00:00 GMT

Fuck Aye

I'm back online, finally. Thank fook for that, so I'm expecting some cyber lovin' from y'all :D xxx
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:31:00 GMT

Random Quiz

1.Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?Negatory2.What's the largest difference between yourself and someone you've dated?Well being a male and all the people I've dated being...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:34:00 GMT

Zombie Apocalypse.

72%Completely Free Personals from JustSayHiThat's a pish score, I'd well survive. =P
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:44:00 GMT

Transformers The Movie...

Saw it tonight after waiting 21 years for the newest one to appear and all I can say is what a f**kin' movie. It's so amazingly awesome! Prime looked the dogs, infact they all did. Megatron looked a b...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:19:00 GMT

What A Weekend! :D

Where to start...Well the weekend was amazing the LAN was fairly quiet but amazing fun. Earliest time I got to bed was 6:30am and I was fucked by the time I got there. But hey, it's fuckin' summer!End...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:19:00 GMT

Feelin' Dancey!

Woke up this morning after like 5 hours sleep feeling really, really good!  Wish I was at T-In The Park though!Oh well, it's time to get dressed I suppose, don't think my bosses would appreciate ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:47:00 GMT