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Aye, so don't expect a lot of information for nothing here. If you don't already know me, then you'll need to wait until you meet me to make any sort of judgement about who I am. Or ask other people who know, because I can't be arsed filling this crap in, frankly.P.S. If they say anything bad, let me know so I can have their legs broken. Actually, I might do that anyway.
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Here is one of those surveys for info about me, since I'm too busy (lazy) to compose this page in an original way.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Get to fuck
Birthday: See above
Birthplace: Are you sensing a pattern here?
Current Location: Guess
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Mostly brown, with blonde bits
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Mongrel Brit
The Shoes You Wore Today: My trusty but ageing Salomon
Your Weakness: Beautiful brunettes
Your Fears: Failing to reach my potential
Your Perfect Pizza: Too many to choose from
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Obtain my PhD
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ABALAMAMA
Thoughts First Waking Up: The light! It burns the flesh!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, the traditional fallback of ugly people everywhere. Seriously, have you ever seen anyone who doesn't have nice eyes?
Your Bedtime: Too late, at the moment. I need to work on that.
Your Most Missed Memory: My little sister
Pepsi or Coke: Irn Bru. Suck on that, megacorps!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, but neither are that great.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Er, Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: See the first few answers
Do you Sing: Whenever I get the chance.
Do you Shower Daily: Mostly, but I like baths when I get the chance.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've been, and I'm there again.
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: I used to. Ask me again in a year.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No more than average. I can read while in a moving car for short periods, for example.
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really. I know I'm not hideous, though.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, but I live fairly healthily.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I think.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the bath.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think I have, but I can be
Ever been Beaten up: Not since Primary school
Ever Shoplifted: Ditto
How do you want to Die: As an old man, hopefully with a family, having had the chance and foresight to say everything I wanted to the people who mean the most.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm supposed to be grown up, innit.
What country would you most like to Visit: That I haven't been: Switzerland or Scandinavia. I'd like to go back to a lot of countries, though.
Favourite Eye Color: Eyes are generally all good. Anything with a bit of green in it makes any man weak, though.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either.
Height: Equal to or shorter than me is preferable for a lady, innit.
Weight: Depends on height, and the lady's build.
Best Clothing Style: Depends on the lady, innit. Are we still talking about other people?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mind your own business, it's not a status symbol.
Number of CDs I own: I'm not counting them
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't put a number on it. It all depends on your perspective anyway.
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