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Lucifer

Come to Hell!! Sinning is Cool!!

About Me

I rule hell, I am the evil equivalent to that bastard JESUS. I support Anger, Lust, Pride, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, and pretty much anything that will cause you eternal damnation in the fiery pits of Hell!! Everybody pretty much gives me a bad rap but I'm pretty cool to hang out with, I bang mad chicks, cause turmoil around the globe and promote death and destruction! Sounds like a good time huh?!?! I know that you totally wanna hang out now dont you, you bible thumping nutsacks!

My Interests

causing fairy little goodie goodies to gamble and drink their lives away. Providing islamic extremists with WMD's. Claiming souls to rot in Hell, and hanging out with my best buddy Judas...boy did that guy save my ass

I'd like to meet:

Sinners all around the globe, all demonic beings, umm and Jessica Owens...That bitch is banging...Oh yeah and Allah cuz he convinces all those crazy muslims to kill themselves and other people....so cool

Music:

I love Christian Rock, the guys who sang the macarena, and bubble gum pop. Just kidding fuckers...

Movies:

House of a 1000 Corpses, Hostel and Mean Girls

Television:

Anything that rots your eyes and brain...but dammit let me clear this up right here. I am responsible for most of the SHIT you see on TV but I did not create AMERICAN IDOL. Fuckin ABC!!! You better believe their CEO will be paying me a visit soon.

Books:

The BIBLE....MWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

Heroes:

Myself, Ted Kaczynski, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Bill and Hillary, (yes they are communists too)