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TJ

I once killed a man for farting too loudly

About Me

I hate these damn things, honestly how are you supposed to describe yourself in a paragraph...ludicrous. I'm 22, and engineer for an asphalt paving company, I work my ass off during the summer months and go to school during the winter months. I've pretty much got one of the most sarcastic senses of humor ever sometimes its borderline mean but what can I do right. I've got some damn good friends and when I do go out we usually have a good time. You want to know anything more you ask me...BITCH post mission dirtiness freakin sandstorm from hell the immortals...my sapper team on the gun baby

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My Interests

Lotsa Movies, classy women, great beer, great wine, italian food, money, $4 pitchers at the VFW, college football and red wing hockey, Lifetime fitness is the shit

I'd like to meet:

Chesty Puller, Johnny Cash, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel McAdams, your mother, and someone to make all my wildest dreams come true..

Music:

George Jones, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Metallica, Disturbed, Black Sabbath, George Strait, Alan Jackson, Joe Nichols, Gary Allen, Rascal Flatts, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Hinder, 3 Days Grace, Stonesour, Dashboard Confessional, Eminem, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, Kid Rock...its a little bit of a variety

Movies:

Underworld and Boondock Saints are my two favorite flicks, 25th hour, team america world police, and The Notebook yes thats right I will type it again for all of you that are in shock and disbelief, The Notebook, yes I am that hetero

Television:

Discovery Channel, History Channel, Science Channel, National Geographic Channel, mythbusters is badass, but of course Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, and I am totally hooked on that god forsaken heroes show on mondays...DAMMIT

Books:

I've only read two books in the past 10 years probably, the da vinci code and angels and demons...there's much more entertaining things to do in life besides read a book...sorry all you bookworms and future librarians

Heroes:

I'm in the new religion call JLO...its pretty sweet but limited membership...you should check it out people

My Blog

This saturday...you just might wanna know...

April 28th be at my house whenever the hell you can get there... We start the bbq around 7 but the festivities will be will be going on late.. I got a couple of kegs some margaritas, some daiquiris an...
Posted by TJ on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

whoa...

So, I'm a Dad now.  Noah Patrick Wallis was born on the 19th.  He's a healthy baby boy.  Wow...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:21:00 PST

Some really cool chicks...

Yesterday was quite possibly one of the coolest days ever in a longass time.  See about 5 months ago my best friend booked this shithole state to move to Los Angeles, California.  I've been ...
Posted by TJ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

Life blows balls sometimes

Ok so I pretty much hate life right now and want to crawl into a hole and stay there for about 3 months.  Lets go over the recent events in my life... My 300m dies on the way back from florida......
Posted by TJ on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:57:00 PST