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Jamie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

One year away from thirty. Scared, tired of illusions... Most of the pictures on this site are half me/half Max Factor. What have I done that's more important than putting a half a pound of makeup on my face so people can say "That pic is hot!"? I've written, directed and produced my own horror movies....I've appeared on talk shows such as Rachael Ray, Tyra Banks and Montel Williams...I've expressed myself as Jamie the Gender Chameleon on "So You Think You Can Dance"...I've appeared in a handful of films and music videos, some good, some bad...I've written plays for deaf theatre...I've acted off Broadway...And for those of you who are interested in what really matters, I've learned to love with my entire heart.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Just want to be loved

My Interests

Writing, directing, performing, dancing, sign language, horror, caring for people, animals

I'd like to meet:

Good people!

Music:

I am a HUGE 80s pop/rock fan. There's only one thing better than big hair and that's a big...curling iron. That's right, curling iron.

Movies:

Halloween, H20, Sleepaway Camp 1-3, Psycho, Saw 1-3, Misery, Candyman, Friday the 13th series, The Toxic Avenger, Cabin Fever, The Notebook, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, The Shining, My Girl, A Fish Called Wanda, All About Eve, Scream, Nightmare on Elm St. 1 and 3

Television:

I don't go to therapy when I get the blues. I watch the best television show of all time -- THE GOLDEN GIRLS. While the show revolves around four elderly women, I feel a strong connection to the comic quartet. I can relate to being a sarcastic bitter bitch, a slut, an idiot and a downright meanie. I am also a huge SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL fan. I've been on the show as a guest ("I'm a Boy Who Wants to Be a Girl" - 1997) and have used Sally as a model for my psycho trannie talk show persona, Susan Jeffrey Raphael.

Books:

Honest and engaging memoirs, such as the one I'm currently writing about my life thus far. The title for now is -- WHICH GOLDEN GIRL AM I? A YOUNG MAN'S SEARCH FOR HIS INNER OLD LADY.

Heroes:

Mother, best friends

My Blog

Pulling a Jamie Lee Curtis....

For those of you who don't know, Jamie Lee Curtis is one of my favorite celebrities.  I used to worship her for playing the best horror movie heroine in film history -- Laurie Strode in Halloween...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:04:00 PST

1 Week Till Friday the 13th!!!!

I don't know about you guys, but I can't wait until Friday the 13th next week!  It's a perfect excuse to watch a horror movie.  I know I'll be seeing The Happening, the latest M. Night movie...
Posted by Jamie on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:51:00 PST

Happy V Day!

This is a special day for couples to go out to eat, curl up and watch a movie together and express their love and devotion to each other.  Enjoy it while it lasts, folks.  Most scumbags...
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST

Message of the Month: Safe Sex!!!!

THE JAMIE G! SHOW MESSAGE OF THE MONTH!!!!!! Put a rubber on all unfamiliar microphones before pluggling them into your sockets. You never know whose hands they've been in! Love, Jamie G! &...
Posted by Jamie on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST

BE A GUEST ON THE JAMIE G SHOW!!!

Ok guys, the new year is here and it's time for major change.  I finally got the resources I need to create a low-budget talk show.  I've had just about enough of being a lonely, bitter...
Posted by Jamie on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:50:00 PST