The Dude

There's not much to tell really. My name is Jeffrey Lebowski, at least thats the handle my lovin' parents gave me. I've never had much use for it, though. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That, or Duder, his Dudeness, or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Some people might say I'm one of the laziest men in Los Angeles county, which would place me high in the running for laziest world wide....but I don't really think so. I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement...the original Port Huron Statement, not the compromised second version. And then, if you've ever heard of the Seattle Seven? That was me....and six other guys. And then....let's see, I was in the music business briefly.... as a roadie for Metallica during the Speed of Sound Tour. Those guys are a bunch of assholes. And then, you know, a little of this, and a little of that. To be honest my career's kind of slowed down a bit lately. As of now, I'm unemployed. I actually did go to college though, but I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC, and bowling....to tell you the truth I don't remember most of it.
As far as what I do for fun, its pretty much the usual; driving around and listening to Credence and the occasional acid flashback. I'll smoke a J if you got it and I'm always up for a White Russian. I also dig bowling. I'm in the Southern Cal Bowling League with these guys Walter and Donny. Both of them are decent bowlers, but they are also both fucked up. Walter can be an asshole and is way fucking unstable. Everything is a fucking travesty with the guy and he's always babbling about Vietnam. Not to mention he's still hung up on his ex-wife, Cynthia. The guy still babysits her fuckin' dog while she's on vaction with her boyfriend. He even brought the fucking dog bowling once. And Donny, lets just say he's a few pins short of a full set
Well, that's about it man. I'm not married or anything but I am helping this lady friend of mine conceive. I keep the toilet seat up at my place and and despite the advances in interactive exotic software...........I still like to jerk-off manually.
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