My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the woman who took "The Dude's" rug. I am a feminist and a highly successful avant-garde artist. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal....which bothers some men. The word itself makes
some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson." Speaking of Johnsons, I must admit I really enjoy coitis, the physical act of love, or sex if you would pefer to use the parlance of out times. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. Sex is not all just fun and games to me, though. I want a child. The problem is I don't want a partner. In fact I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in rearing the child himself. I think I'll be a great mother. I have a lot of experience with children. I am one of two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation, the other being my father. The Foundation takes youngsters from Watts and provides them with the necessary means for the necessary means for a higher education. We call the youngsers "The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers"......and proud we are of all of them.
My Interests
Music:
Autobahn. They released one album in the mid-seventies. Their music is a sort of techno-pop.
